- Bill Schmalfeldt feels humiliated because he screws something up/somebody says something he doesn’t like.
- Bill Schmalfeldt starts REEEEEEEEEEEE-ing about the indignities he suffers on the blog of the week with epic TL/DR diatribes.
- Bill Schmalfeldt starts tweeting out multi-tweet screeds where he proves how much of a dumbfuck he is and everybody points and laughs at him. Because TL/DR and Dumbfuck.
- Goto 1
Today’s best beclowning tweet so far:
Pro-tip: It’s not defamation per se to notice that someone’s very public behavior is in direct opposition to the self-stated level of illness one supposedly has. Based on that, no. Bill Schmalfeldt does not have Parkinson’s disease and has been using it as a prop and sob-story for ass-pats and potential sympathy.
Plus the bar for proving any such claim as defamation in court just got, oh, just that much harder for Bill. But I won’t tell him why. *snort*
Dumbfuck has got to dumbfuck!