The Most Probable Answer

Over at Thinking Man’s Zombie, Krendler is saying that Bill Schmalfeldt was fired from his radio gig.

Now, maybe, just maybe, he wasn’t fired.

I know, I know! Bear with me now please.

Maybe he was….




Offered an immediate career change opportunity

Placed on waivers

Subjected to indefinite idling


Asked to resign



Make a career transition

Chemistry incompatibility

Coerced transition




Executively culled


Involuntary separated

Negotiated his departure

Redundancy elimination



Experienced a Reduction in Force (RIF’d)



Selectively separated

Skill mix adjustment

Vocational relocation

Given his marching orders

Relieved of his responsibilities

Dang! That’s a lot of ways to get fired without being, you know, fired.

You know, now that I think about it, it’s quite possible that he proactively relieved himself. After all, it’s well known that according to him it’s perfectly awesome to offer to urinate on other people’s children.


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15 Responses to The Most Probable Answer

  1. gmhowell says:

    Decided to spend more time with family.

    Liked by 4 people

    • Paul Krendler says:

      But wouldn’t that require a move back to Milwaukee?

      And – just my opinion – I don’t think the NINJANUNS will take him back. The Lovely and Talented won that battle.

      Liked by 4 people

      • gmhowell says:

        At the very least, it would require a family member SOMEWHERE that didn’t either evict him and/or tell him to stay away or his restraining order count will finally hit double digits.

        On Fri, Mar 24, 2017 at 3:10 PM, BILLY SEZ – The William M. Schmalfeldt Feltdown Observer wrote:

        > Paul Krendler commented: “But wouldn’t that require a move back to > Milwaukee? And – just my opinion – I don’t think the NINJANUNS will take > him back. The Lovely and Talented won that battle.” >

        Liked by 2 people

      • Dianna says:

        That poor woman. He must have been as much work, and less pleasant, than any five other residents.

        Phone, nail salon, in the massage chair.

        Liked by 4 people

  2. John “Minemyown” Doe says:

    Whatever term was used his problem was still not a “Failure to communicate” but “Too much communication”.

    Liked by 4 people

  3. Mr Minority says:

    If the Fat Fuck sez he didn’t get fired, then I believe him!

    Yeah Right!






    Liked by 3 people

  4. agiledog says:

    Derecruited – I hadn’t heard that one before.

    Although in the case of Bill Fakinson Schmalfeldt, it might be more like “GTFO, and forget you were ever even here.”

    Liked by 2 people

  5. This Other Latin F*cker says:

    He demanded 15 an hour and was replaced with automation

    Liked by 5 people

  6. It is just rebranding I tell you , REBRANDING.

    Liked by 2 people

  7. Jeanette Victoria says:

    LOL That didn’t take long did it?

    Liked by 1 person

  8. Hey ramblin boy, don’t curse your fate
    Iowa ain’t your kind of state
    There ain’t no peace and there ain’t no love for you
    There’s only one fan for the man who pees on kids.

    Liked by 1 person

  9. John “Minemyown” Doe says:

    He can always try to get a job operating one of these little jewels.

    Liked by 1 person

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