Over at Thinking Man’s Zombie, Krendler is saying that Bill Schmalfeldt was fired from his radio gig.
Now, maybe, just maybe, he wasn’t fired.
I know, I know! Bear with me now please.
Maybe he was….
Offered an immediate career change opportunity
Placed on waivers
Subjected to indefinite idling
Asked to resign
Make a career transition
Negotiated his departure
Experienced a Reduction in Force (RIF’d)
Skill mix adjustment
Given his marching orders
Relieved of his responsibilities
Dang! That’s a lot of ways to get fired without being, you know, fired.
You know, now that I think about it, it’s quite possible that he proactively relieved himself. After all, it’s well known that according to him it’s perfectly awesome to offer to urinate on other people’s children.