Worse Use of “SQUIRREL!” Tactic. Ever.

Oh, Lordy, Lordy, does Bill Schmalfeldt ever hate getting called out for his tactics. So usually, he tries to turn the table and paint others as being just as “bad” as he is and that people are hypocrites for pointing out his assininity. As if by trying to distract people will make them forget who is the real jerk.

His latest attempt, however, just really takes the cake.

Oh, how quickly Bill forgets in his attempt at “SQUIRREL!”

HE was the one who posted that picture less than three months ago, completely unprompted. Whether or not it’s his house is entirely upon his head.

So, given this state of affairs, who is the “bad” one? Bill Schmalfeldt or that Damn Cock-a-roach who meme’d the photo Bill Schmalfeldt posted?

Would it be:

A. The man, Bill Schmalfeldt, who posted pictures (and actual addresses in some cases) of the the houses of Dave, myself, himself (twice! perhaps thrice!), and others – usually with the intent of frightening people into not saying anything he doesn’t like said about his actions.


B. That Damn Cock-a-roach who looooves to poke fun at just about everything Bill Schmalfeldt because it’s FUN to laugh at him.

I think I know what my answer is. I think I know what most of my fair reader’s answers will be. And I’m pretty positive I know which one is Bill Schmalfeldt’s answer is.

And as we all know, anything that is said negatively or laughing at Bill Schmalfeldt is the worst thing EVAR to exist on the planet. And is proof POSITIVE that it’s all the fault of John Hooooooooooooooooooooooge! Because yeah, John is responsible for what other people post on his site even though the LAW says “yeah, no buddy. Try again.”

Who is it that is fond of the fainting couch?


About The Dread Pirate Zombie

Member of the Zombie Horde and Lickspittle Minion. Out to eat your brainnnsssss. And a few other sweetbreads because they are so nomm-y. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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9 Responses to Worse Use of “SQUIRREL!” Tactic. Ever.

  1. Nobody really cares where he lives, except maybe John Hoge and the court in charge of the lawsuit. Those folks need to get a ‘change of address’ letter quickly.

    I don’t think it is his house. I don’t see a way to get under that porch.

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  2. Paul Krendler says:

    Just to be clear…

    While that Damn Cock-a-Roach probably has as much FUN (if not more) as I do, and while he or she may indeed also be a Damn Zombie Cock-a-Roach, I am not that Damn Cock-a-Roach.

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  3. BusPassOffice says:

    Remember when he offeted amnesty from his legal filings for information….

    Good times….

    Liked by 4 people

  4. BusPassOffice says:

    Remember when he offered amnesty from his legal filings for information….

    Good times….


  5. 1 Corinthians 11 marks the difference between Schmalfeldt and us. It also marks the difference between SJWs and normal people.

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  6. It can’t be a true Death Threat Eleventy!!1!!11(tm) if it doesn’t inclue a cute fuzzy kitten, preferably with a Sawz-All.

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