Please Hand Me The World’s Tiniest Violin

Because the serenade requests are beginning.

First, let me say this. Fuck cancer. I don’t wish it on anyone. Ever.

Second. No one wishes to deny anyone a bucket list wish. It’s kind of a fun thing to have, actually. I’ve been talking with a relative about theirs lately.

Now, when it comes to THIS particular bucket list trip that is being requested? Oh boy. Where do I start?

What people do take issue with, is someone who has spend the last decade plus of their life SCREAMING about his alleged Parkinsons disease. The disease that supposedly makes him a poor, pitiful creature that going out into the cold could KILL him. The disease that seems to have MIRACULOUSLY resolved. Resolved so much that he’s moved, several times, all while claiming that he is too medically fragile to be responsible to answer a suit against him. While he sues other people, using Parkinsons as a crutch.

Most people don’t give a rat’s ass about whether or not someone has a bucket list. But when you expect generous people to fund your very expensive vacation, expect commentary.

There is a problem with Bill Schmalfeldt’s proposed bucket list trip though.

From the time the alleged trip will take, to the extras of a brand spanking new MacBook and a video camera, to the requested per diem amount and all of that jazz. It reeks of either a scam or someone who has a pie in the sky idea but has no clue how to pull it off in reality.

Add that to the history of the person making the plea, it just screams GRIFTING SCAM.

I hope Bill Schmalfeldt doesn’t have cancer. But even if he does, this trip – as he himself has presented to the public that he wishes to fund it – screams that it’s a scam. And people who view it are going to voice their opinions about it.

Deal with it.


About The Dread Pirate Zombie

Member of the Zombie Horde and Lickspittle Minion. Out to eat your brainnnsssss. And a few other sweetbreads because they are so nomm-y. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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12 Responses to Please Hand Me The World’s Tiniest Violin

  1. Jeanette Victoria says:

    He’s pathetic, I knew two people who had pancreatic cancer neither of them made their illness public until the very end, Lawrence Auster whose blog a View From The Right had a great influence on me and Gary Brandner who wrote the Howling.

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  2. John “Minemyown” Doe says:

    MR. Bill: I am Dying! I am Dying! I am Dying! I am Dying!

    Everybody else: So, we have heard that tune before.

    Liked by 3 people

    • Jeanette Victoria says:

      Many years ago I had and obsessed liberal troll who pretended to many things, such as Lt Commander in the Navy seals (In reality he never finished A school he was kicked out of the Navy). He was posting that he had cancer dying of heat failure and assorted other aliments. It took him over a decade to finally drop dead of a heart attack. Yes just like the creeper he was morbidly obese.

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  3. Techno Jinxx says:

    YOU Madame, are certainly a much nicer person than I.

    While you don’t wish cancer on anyone, even a craven cowardly liar like Bill, I for one certainly hopes he has it, multiple forms even.
    Then sooner he shuffles off this mortal coil the nicer the entire planet will be.
    My only issue is with multiple forms of cancer he’ll die quicker and easier than he should.

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  4. If it is like his Fakinson’s; it will be Stage Eleventy!!!! cancer.

    Liked by 3 people

  5. The 13th Duke of Wymbourne says:

    Gosh, whatever happened to that awesome Schmalfeldt Endowment that was going to see nuns frolicking in swimming pools filled with C notes?

    Liked by 4 people

  6. One day he really will die, and there will be a distant twinge in the corner of my mind whispering that maybe I’ve been unkind. Then it will go away.

    Liked by 3 people

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