They don’t lie!
But we know who does, don’t we?
In the words of my people… Sayonara! Hasta le bye-bye!
Yeah I’m sure these fingerprints exist in the same universe where I was spilling the beans and naming names to Schmalfeldt
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Ah yes, The 5 Ps!
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You left out PISS between PREVENTS and POOR.
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He wasn’t serving a court summons.
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If they exist, they probably belong to either a) a utility meter reader of b) a nosy neighbor.
Or I suppose it could be a nosy meter reader.
Oh. there are a million innocent scenarios, and a few nefarious that don’t have a thing to do with anything else. Neighbor searching for a lost pet, newspaper delivery boy that tossed the paper into the weeds by accident, neighborhood kids playing. Could be a gardner or landlord checking something on the property, or a freindly neighbor who spotted litter next to the house and never thought twice about grabbing it before it blew away.
Or, as someone suggested, a local checking out if the place is worth robbing.
Or, someone with an internet grudge drove all the way to Clinton, Iowa to walk around his house, then left without doing anything. Won’t say this one is impossible, but I would need to see a bit more evidence that a tweet.
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You left of process server. 🙂
Until the DUMBFUCK liar explains why the Pretendyland PD would bother collecting fingerprints and footprints in the first place, it’s all a fantasy anyway.
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Exactly. If someone did come onto his rented property, it isn’t actually a crime unless A) there is already clearly posted “No Trespassing” signs (which there aren’t because he posted that picture of him on the sidewalk, and there are no signs), or B) he has already told this same person that they are being trespassed off the property, and they then return after that. So no crime has actually been committed, and the police are not involved. Bill Schmalfledt is a liar.
he probably left the foot prints himself while staggering around after a few shots bottles and forgot about them..
till he saw them days later of course and KNEW they HAD to be GRADYS!!!!11!~
Really, has he never once exercised Occam’s razor?
What was I thinking, I mentioned exercise. Strike that.
Razor is worthless, it’s feldtcharts all the way down.
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