Not Quite What He Was Wanting to Convey

But when he admits something, boy howdy does he cop to it!

Why yes. Stalking is all Bill Schmalfeldt has and he’s so very, VERY good at it. How kind of him to admit it.

And, in case he doesn’t remember.

Four. Covering six. Across three. In five.



About The Dread Pirate Zombie

Member of the Zombie Horde and Lickspittle Minion. Out to eat your brainnnsssss. And a few other sweetbreads because they are so nomm-y. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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10 Responses to Not Quite What He Was Wanting to Convey

  1. Neal N. Bob says:

    Actually, I love my lulcow so much precisely because he isn’t very good at stalking. The overwhelming majority of the time, he winds up stalking the wrong person and gets a shiny new restraining order for the collection.

    Watching Bill Schmalfeldt “investigate” is a lot like watching a cat run into a glass door. And as anybody who has ever owned a cat knows, it never gets less funny.

    And for bonus giggles, he abandons the cat whenever he feels the need to flee whatever state he’s in at the time.

    Name one other person in human history that lost in court to an unrepresented three year old.

    That’s our Bill.

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  2. John “Minemyown” Doe says:

    Dam, Bill did not read the note.

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  3. Grace says:

    Times Returned: 43

    Good grief. And, now Stalky McStalker Schmalfeldt has a Stalky McStalker “Sweetie” to help him obsess over Krendler and The Zombie Horde.

    These worthless, loony-leftist goons have all the time in the world to stalk and harass and curse their betters online… all thanks to hard-working taxpayers, and the generosity of those willing to give them handouts and donate to their GoFeedMe “fundraisers.”

    Living online, on lies, and largesse. Two sleaze in a pod.

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    • Techno Jinxx says:

      i’m still not convinced “sweetie” is actually real, consider we have all seen Shakes having conversations with his own socks on Twitter and his (many times deleted then renamed) blogs after all.
      HOWEVER if she should turn out to be real, I hope she likes being a beard. IYKWIMAITYD

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    • The 13th Duke of Wymbourne says:

      Sweetie, don’t sign that beneficiary form for him.

      And on an unrelated note, yes Bill, you should totes eat those delicious mushrooms. It’s her signature dish! Mmm-mm.

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  4. Techno Jinxx says:

    Now THAT is some Bil-logic there!!
    Krendler points out how many times BILL has tried to view TMZ and it’s KRENDLER that is the “stalker” for pointing it out….

    boy it’s a good thing Shakey has no family that gives a shit about him, otherwise he’d be 5150 and we’d have nothing this good to PLM.

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    • Hey, Unca Biwwy is showing some consistency for almost the first time in the years it has been my displeasure to be aware of him! I seem to recall him accusing John Hoge of stalking for precisely the same reasons, noting how many times UB had visited by looking at his own (John looking at John’s own) visitor logs.

      But if UB looks at his visitor logs and sees a single visit from anywhere near where he thinks one his harassment victims lives, that’s just fine, and keeping track of what’s going on.

      As they say, without double standards he wouldn’t have any standards at all.

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