It’s Almost Like Everything is Proceeding as Forseen

I was going through my files and came across an old article written by Bill Schmalfeldt. Well, actually, not so old. It was dated June 27, 2016. He was blathering on, upset that I was pointing and laughing at him for being so ridiculous about his little magic button that summoned help from the NINJANUNS and how it supposedly meant that he couldn’t hie himself to Westminster to answer John Hoge’s lawsuit.

Let’s see there. Eight hundred and thirty miles was ever so “inconvenient” for Bill Schmalfeldt to travel, and just oh so impossible because it would take him away from the safety of his magic button. And we can’t have that, now can we?

But since that time, Bill has traveled AT LEAST 3,500, miles going hither and yon across many, many states. The longest trip was over 1,000 miles – a whole lot more than those ever-so-awful 830 miles that he just COULD NOT TRAVEL because of the magic button.

And now, with the appearance of a little order from the judge that can be found HERE, it appears yet another 480-ish miles will have to be traversed. All away from his special, awesome magic button.

Chickens. Home. Roost. Almost precisely a year to a day from this lovely article he wrote.

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy, ya know?

Everything is proceeding as has been forseen…



About The Dread Pirate Zombie

Member of the Zombie Horde and Lickspittle Minion. Out to eat your brainnnsssss. And a few other sweetbreads because they are so nomm-y. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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2 Responses to It’s Almost Like Everything is Proceeding as Forseen

  1. I never see any of it coming, though this is a bit like a NETFLIX original series on season 7 or every iteration of Star Trek. The original creative team is out of ideas or they’ve moved on. The story is very similar to an earlier season, but with slight differences.

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