Bill Schmalfeldt: Gamma, Part 16

There are two concepts that a Gamma like Bill Schmalfeldt needs to learn in this life. Both of which he simply cannot seem to do.

Concept #1: Don’t expect anyone to value you as highly as you value yourself because NOBODY sees you as the “Secret King” that you think you are.

Proof: Bill Schmalfeldt cannot stop going on and on about how John Hoge didn’t even respond to Bill’s offer of “cutting the red tape” at NIH – never mind pesky little things like no-contact requests from Bill and a restraining order from John on Bill at the time.

The problem here is that Bill had no clue what John and his wife were doing to manage her illness. But, in a stab of unmitigated narcissism and cluelessness, decided to insert himself into their situation by doing something he imagined had worth – a helping hand to the NIH. And then got butthurt at the results – which any normal person could have EASILY forseen.

Pro-tip: When someone has a restraining order against you, you simply do not contact them. Period. Full stop. There is nothing altruistic about Bill’s attempt and he damn well knows it. He wanted to make HIMSELF look better. Instead he just dug his own grave. Lucky for him the judge believed it was an honest mistake, otherwise he would have been found in contempt of the peace order. But that judge doesn’t see Bill like those of us who have been dealing with him for years do.

Bill didn’t even read what John wrote in his post, now did he? I count three cancer specialists – in their extended families – that were assisting in her treatment. That doesn’t include her actual doctors who were treating her. It wouldn’t have mattered whether or not there had been a peace order, whether or not there had been dueling no-contact requests from both sides.

Bill simply. Wasn’t. Needed.

Gammas can’t STAND that. Which is why they need to understand Concept #1.

Concept #2: Observe the law of holes. Stop digging.

Proof: Every time something happens that Bill Schmalfeldt needs to make himself feel better about, he not only doubles down, he generally triples down on. Not content with tweeting just once about it, he has to keep it up.

Nice of him to confirm what we had all been thinking about his blatherings. They might be coming under the influence of his good friend Johnnie Walker. Sad.



About The Dread Pirate Zombie

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13 Responses to Bill Schmalfeldt: Gamma, Part 16

  1. Paul Krendler says:

    Say, does the Gamma Manual of Lack of Manhood offer any advice about whether a “man” embarking on his fourth matrimonial misadventure should take the maiden name of the “woman” who wasn’t herself using it to begin with?

    Asking for a friend.

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  2. I disagree with this phrase: “But, in a stab of unmitigated narcissism and cluelessness, decided to insert himself into their situation…” The word is evil.

    On the night in which John Hoge shared to his readers that his wife was very ill, the one individual who John spent months trying to get OUT of his life writes a letter dripping with fake conciliation. Oh, lets bury the hatchet, can I help? Metaphorically, Schmalfeldt offered to buy salt for Connie Hoge’s wounds.

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  3. Pablo says:

    One omission here: Blob seems to think that he could have saved Mrs. Hoge’s life, while he let Mrs. Schmalfedlt die in a pool of her own piss.

    Memo to everyone: If your spouse (or other loved one) is critically ill, DO NOT turn to a DUMBFUCK for answers, because he’s a DUMBFUCK.

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  4. “The problem here is that Bill had no clue”. That line could have stood on it’s own as a summary of Bill’s life.

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  5. JeffM says:

    I am not up on many aspects of modern culture, but shouldn’t there be a class of omega males. And if there are omega males, I have in mind a nomination for a new member.

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    • The Omega is the rival to the Alpha, with the Omega frankly not giving a damn while the Alpha can have issues with that. They are much better than the Gamma.

      Scratch that. I was forgetting which was which. *sigh* Omegas are like rabid dogs. They are in the same class as the Gamma, except they actually do something about their rage. Think Columbine.


  6. There are 26 letters in the alphabet. I would have expected that he would score somewhat farther down the list. Certainly on the other side of LMNO…

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  7. John “Minemyown” Doe says:

    It will not be long before this series has enough material in it to publish it as a Book.

    Liked by 1 person

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