The latest bit of nonsense from Bill Schmalfeldt is quite spectacular in its breadth and depth.
Let’s suspend reality here for a second. Assume that yes, this latest vomitous from Bill will actually pass both IFP and Magistrate Judge approvals. (STOP LAUGHING! That’s not nice!)
As a named defendant, I, too, get subpoena power. And guess what I can subpoena. Things Bill Schmalfeldt probably doesn’t want me to have. To wit:
- His complete military service records from the NPRC in St. Louis. Because I find it HIGHLY interesting that for all the times he has sued for Libel and DEFAMAAAAAAAAATION that he has never, not once, suggested in a pleading that anyone has ever lied about his military service in a blog post or comment. Or at least, not in such a way that damaged his reputation.
- His personnel files at his latest job, including why he left their employ.
- The records kept by the NINJANUNS including all correspondence from the Lovely and Talented Cindy in regards to any complaints about Bill (foreign and domestic) and the reason why he left said domicile.
And that’s just for starters. Two can play at this game.
Boom.
BILLY SEZ - Adventures in Bill Schmalfeldt's Pretendy Land Internet Courtroom. All Rise! 
You know Morgana, it’s just not fair to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
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But what if the unarmed man is a dimwit?
BTW TDPZ, love your new SCOREBOARD!
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Heh, heh, heh!
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I agree it’s not. But what can you do when he keeps throwing himself at you screaming “HAVE AT THEE!” Girl’s gotta stop parrying and pick up her “HULK SMASH” mace at some point in time, right?
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And that epic bitch slap was just from the Dread Pirate Zombie, he’s lucky the 3 year old doesn’t want to kick his ass in court again.
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If you know how to work discovery, you can make Bill’s life a living hell.
As I said over on Hogewash, his fishing expedition may become his worst nightmare.
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From your keyboard to God’s ears, etc., etc.
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Oh snap…you seem to think that you get to require BS to do something? Haven’t you been paying attention? Only the df, BS, gets to rule the courtrooms, not you and certainly not the law….Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha, ok I should have stretched first.
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MEDIC!!!!
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The requests for discovery that YOU are contemplating are relevant to whether his “just fine” reputation was perhaps somewhat less stellar than he alleges or to whether something you said was true.
It is not logical to equate relevant requests with irrelevant ones. It is wrong to suggest that you and he are playing the same game.
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Are you suggesting that TDPZ is a 43rd level grand master at Strategema while DUMBFUCK is playing “Duck, Duck, Sniff My Finger and Guess Where It’s Been?”
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Something along those lines. I do not think one has to have achieved a very high ranking: after all, a three-year old whupped him
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Does the DF realize that if this ever makes it to discovery, you will get the power of subpoena and will be able find out what his miracle cure for stage 4 Parkinson. He was on deaths door according to his legal filings yet he is able to get a job (he couldn’t keep it an you get to find out why) he was able to drive and move from state to state. Those will just be a few of many things you will be entitled to in discovery.
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Honestly, that’s the one I’m really looking forward to. It will be very…. enlightening.
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