Omnipotence? Really?

I did not know I had the power over all the comments. I must contemplate this possibility.

But wait. Does that mean I’m responsible for … Nah. That’s too silly to be true.


About The Dread Pirate Zombie

Member of the Zombie Horde and Lickspittle Minion. Out to eat your brainnnsssss. And a few other sweetbreads because they are so nomm-y. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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14 Responses to Omnipotence? Really?

  1. Russ says:

    OK, that’s it. I’m gonna run right out and start a blog for the sole purpose of soliciting comments that defame Billy.

    You’re gonna be in soooo much trouble.

    Liked by 2 people

  2. The 13th Duke of Wymbourne says:

    I’m not sure why he thinks your powers are limited only to blogs. I’m quite certain your responsibilities extend to Usenet posts from the 80s. Perhaps even telexes from before then.

    Liked by 3 people

  3. Paul Krendler says:

    Liked by 6 people

  4. Neal N. Bob says:

    The Bald Pussy is clinging onto an interpretation of the 1996 Communications Decency Act that he found at the bottom of a bottle, which is why no one else in the United States is aware of it.

    If only my lulcow were competent enough to lose on the merits. That’d be fantastic.

    But Lulzsuit VIII is almost certainly going to be dismissed sua sponte. It won’t even get to the point where they rule on welfare lawyer because DUMBFUCK.

    Liked by 3 people

  5. I misread the title. I thought we were discussing Bill’s impotence. Both sexually and all through life.

    Liked by 1 person

  6. wpdavidd says:

    Kinda lets himself off the hook now, don’t he?

    It’s all the fault of that Zombie woman, I tell you….

    Liked by 1 person

  7. JeffM says:

    Nothing is ever Willie’s fault. He plays games with disclosing his address during a lawsuit and then rages when he is mocked for not anticipating the consequences. He initiates his EIGHTH lawsuit and doubts that such serial litigation makes him a public figure. (Is this his second or third suit just against Ash in the last 18 months?) He feels piqued that his public broadcasts lead to public criticism of his performance.

    Willie objects to the fire that he lit and keeps feeding with fuel. No one made him base a new civil lawsuit on a criminal statute previously ruled unconstitutional. Mocking the plaintiff in such a suit is not defamatory no matter how humiliating the plaintiff finds the jeering to be. Only a fool fights a fire by dousing it in gasoline.

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  8. “Only a fool fights a fire by dousing it in gasoline.” — Now THAT explains the situation we’re in exactly!

    Liked by 1 person

  9. Paul Krendler says:

    “You is kiiiiiind. You is smaaaaart. You is omnipotent.”

    Liked by 2 people

  10. Jeanette Victoria says:

    You know the #VeroBeachCrybully believes the same thing. Dang so few brain cells way too much time


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