Bill Schmalfeldt is FINALLY making headway about how many socks are in the room! Congratulations to our dear friends Accipe Remedium, Tremule! and This Other Latin F*cker! You’ve both recently been upgraded to Patrick Grady – the man who hasn’t posted publicly about this debacle in over a year – sock status! The pinnacle of Dumbfuckedness! Drinks are on me!
Bravo Bill Schmalfeldt. Bravo! Your laser-like acuity in this situation is truly astounding.