It seems that Bill Schmalfeldt wants people to believe that he is not invested in a lawsuit. That he filed. For several MEEEELION DOLLLARS!
Wait, wait. Wat?
This is a man who takes to twitter to try and scare everybody that ZOMG! HE’S SUING YOU!! AGAIN!!!! For all your Wives and Kids and Llamas, Oh my!
(Actual footage of what Bill Schmalfeldt thinks he does to
those whom he seeks to strike terror into.)
But seriously, apparently the maudlin phase of the Schmycle has hit poor Bill and he’s all “resigned” and doing his best imitation of “giving it to *insert your diety here*.”
Oh! I see! Now we get to the real meat of this. Bill thinks that WJJ Hoge’s lawsuit against him is going to be dismissed. Oh, that’s funny. So very, very funny.
Pro tip: When you sue someone, of necessity, both you and the parties being sued are going to be emotionally invested in it. Because lawsuits suck and can ruin your life if you DON’T get invested in it. So Bill thinks that being invested in a lawsuit if you are being sued is a bad thing. Riiiight.
This is just one more thing for us to point and laugh at. Bill’s obviously butthurt that WJJH was CORRECT that Bill’s super-duper-shiney-awesome FEDRUHL LAHWSUITE isn’t as sure of a thing that Bill thought it was. And this how he handles the crash.
Meanwhile, us lickspittles and zombies be like:
Until next time you make us point and laugh, tough guy Bill! Until next time!