It seems that Bill Schmalfeldt wants people to believe that he is not invested in a lawsuit. That he filed. For several MEEEELION DOLLLARS!

Wait, wait. Wat?


This is a man who takes to twitter to try and scare everybody that ZOMG! HE’S SUING YOU!! AGAIN!!!! For all your Wives and Kids and Llamas, Oh my!

(Actual footage of what Bill Schmalfeldt thinks he does to
those whom he seeks to strike terror into.)

But seriously, apparently the maudlin phase of the Schmycle has hit poor Bill and he’s all “resigned” and doing his best imitation of “giving it to *insert your diety here*.”

Oh! I see! Now we get to the real meat of this. Bill thinks that WJJ Hoge’s lawsuit against him is going to be dismissed. Oh, that’s funny. So very, very funny.

Pro tip: When you sue someone, of necessity, both you and the parties being sued are going to be emotionally invested in it. Because lawsuits suck and can ruin your life if you DON’T get invested in it. So Bill thinks that being invested in a lawsuit if you are being sued is a bad thing. Riiiight.

This is just one more thing for us to point and laugh at. Bill’s obviously butthurt that WJJH was CORRECT that Bill’s super-duper-shiney-awesome FEDRUHL LAHWSUITE isn’t as sure of a thing that Bill thought it was. And this how he handles the crash.

Meanwhile, us lickspittles and zombies be like:

Until next time you make us point and laugh, tough guy Bill! Until next time!


About The Dread Pirate Zombie

Member of the Zombie Horde and Lickspittle Minion. Out to eat your brainnnsssss. And a few other sweetbreads because they are so nomm-y. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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14 Responses to INVEST!!!!

  1. gmhowell says:

    John’s suit is going to be dismissed? Didn’t Willy say somewhere else in his tweet storm that he gave him a good settlement offer?

    Why yes, yes he did:

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  2. Gus Bailey says:

    From WebMD:
    Persecutory Delusional Disorder: People with this type of delusional disorder believe that they (or someone close to them) are being mistreated, or that someone is spying on them or planning to harm them. It is not uncommon for people with this type of delusional disorder to make repeated complaints to legal authorities.

    Consider the baseline for Delusional Disorder: Delusional disorder, previously called paranoid disorder, is a type of serious mental illness called a “psychosis” in which a person cannot tell what is real from what is imagined. The main feature of this disorder is the presence of delusions, unshakable beliefs in something untrue or not based on reality. emphasis mine, Gus

    p.s. Bill, Mr. Hoge didn’t try to send you to jail ~400 times; you violated the peace order ~400 times and John reported you to the authorities twice.

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    • gmhowell says:

      My takeaway of a layman’s reading of that is that Bill is a psychotic.

      On Mon, Jun 5, 2017 at 2:45 PM, BILLY SEZ – The words of W.M. Schmalfeldt, Sr., Serial Litigant, Woman Hater, Jackwag

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    • Pshaw! That’s just SEMANTICS, Gus! Dontchaknow that John was really just trying to drive 400 nails into Bill’s coffin? By reporting what Bill actually did? Twice? Um, Er. Okay. Schmaleldt logick makes my brain hurt. Ow.

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    • Pablo says:

      Also, those charges were dropped at John’s request as part of a settlement agreement in which DUMBFUCK claims he received no consideration, thus invalidating the agreement. that right there is what’s known as a consideration, DUMBFUCK.

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    • Jeanette Victoria says:

      LOL there are a lot of people on Twitter with the disorder. Even my barnacle Thomas A Mix the #VeroBachCrybully who claims I’ve harmed his reputation.
      Because wishing the the POTUS is assassinated and telling Trump to f*** himself with a stolen barbed dick, cheering Christian genocide and hoping the Orlando shooter killed Trump voters really enhances one’s public reputation. Talk about being delusional

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      • Jeanette Victoria says:

        I HAD to share because Schmalfeldt believe the same insanity, that it is somehow a “crime” to quote and opine on a public tweet! These people are deranged

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  3. John “Minemyown” Doe says:

    Just went back and checked, yelp old bill has already sued one of the defendants alleging the same claim, suite was “Voluntary dismissed with prejudice” .
    Old bill will owe the government court cost and cost for the marshals plus the defendants cost.

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  4. Mr Minority says:

    I makes you wonder why he keeps that Zombie John Denver Blow Up Doll around since he can’t have sex with it after stepping on his Lil’ Willie so many time with golf cleats, it has to have been minced to the nub.

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  5. Toastrider says:

    Bill. Bill never changes.

    Liked by 4 people

  6. w says:


    Wait. Llamas? How did the stakes get so high? Did I miss some fine print somewhere?

    That changes everything for me-

    Scopes under. Now running silent. And deep.

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  7. JeffM says:

    I guess I have been wrong all these years. I had thought (obviously mistakenly) that you had to have a spare dime to invest in anything. I believe Willie has now filed with the court a document denying the possession any spare dimes.

    It reminds me of the joke about the heterosexual man who discovered after all these years that he was a lesbian. You just don’t know what you thought you did.

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  8. JeffM says:

    Woeful Willie thinks his opposition to Hoge’s motion for summary judgment will be granted just as soon as the court finds it and amends it. It appears that Witless Willie has confused an opposition to a motion for summary judgment with a motion to dismiss.

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