Did Someone Get a Visit from the Green Fairy?

Because that’s a fantasy-land ideation if I’ve ever seen one.

Good luck with that one Bill Schmalfeldt.

Oh wait! Have you inquired as to how much the service provider charges for providing the information you requested in the subpoena that you most certainly do not have?

I don’t think so.



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17 Responses to Did Someone Get a Visit from the Green Fairy?

  1. Neal N. Bob says:

    I hope my ISP gets one, too. Because it’s based and only does business in Canada, they may as well get a subpoena from a court in Pakistan.

    But Drunkenstein sure would break up the monotony of their day. Especially if he spells his own name 13 different ways in the production request document.

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  2. WWFD says:

    There is so much wrong with that statement.
    First what lawsuit has granted the DF the power to subpoena an ISP for subscriber data.
    Second how has the DF identified the ISP, there are over 2500 different ISP in the US
    Third what information does the DF have that would allow the ISP to unmask there user. A handle to log into a service is not provide enough information to unmask a user. As the ISP can see what websites you go to but since nearly all data on the internet is now encrypted especially sign in info, just having a handle is meaningless to a ISP.

    Thats only three of 15 fatal flaws i can think of off the top of my head. Here to the DF may you keep on monkey dancing and providing all the LULz

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  3. The people he knows…(typing slowly here)…the people he knows by name, and has sued before…he does not even have a valid cause of action against those people.

    Totally unknown people, who post with a nickname are still NOT in jeopardy here.
    These are people who have made him sad. Nothing else. How many times has this been proven? Seven? Soon to be eight?

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  4. Jeanette Victoria says:

    BWAHAHAHA! What a fool. That information is NOT routinely given out unless there is a CRIMINAL investigation Didn’t work out to well for the #VeroBeachCryBully either!

    Liked by 3 people

    • Grace says:

      Good grief.

      Mix just never runs out of stupid and his dumbass, fevered dreams, does he?!

      Liked by 3 people

      • Jeanette Victoria says:

        Mix is dumber than a row of post holes, he isn’t even smart enough to be as dumb as a post. Here is the #VeroBeachCrybully saying I should not be allowed on the internet and go to prison for having the audacity of noticing his vile hateful screed.

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  5. John “Minemyown” Doe says:

    Well if if he had a subpoena it is now June, it would be September before he would be able to serve it, then it would be December or January before the ISP had to give it up–that’s assuming that the subpoena survived long enough to be answered.

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  6. JeffM says:

    Again I am missing something. Does Willie fancy GREEN fairies? Perhaps there is some nuance or backstory I am unaware of.

    Liked by 1 person

    • I don’t know if he fancies them or not. I just know that visits from the Green Fairy come when you tipple a particular beverage that used to be popular. Wormwood, y’know. And that this particular flight of fancy might be able to be more easily written off if he was under Her influence. Because, halucinations.

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    • Paul Krendler says:

      I was thinking this would not be the first time a fairy (of any color – let no one accuse me of being prejudiced!) had visited this particular DUMBFUCK…

      Liked by 4 people

      • JeffM says:

        Oh I never suspected you of any prejudice, Krendler. But there may be others whose ruminations about fairies have referenced whether they are green-tinged.


  7. John “Minemyown” Doe says:

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