Somehow I don’t think it came about *quite* the way Bill Schmalfeldt thought it would.
Tuesday:
Thursday:
I thought it was pretty damn funny myself. Some people just have NO sense of humor. *gigglesnort*
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BILLY SEZ - Adventures in Bill Schmalfeldt's Pretendy Land Internet Courtroom. All Rise! 
SMAWFELT RAWR!
RAWR! RAWR! RAWR!
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Hehehehe!
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Lulz. Time for a little diddy, ’bout Hack and Dianne…
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Two American slobs, bein’ the worst they can
Hackie’s gonna be, a legal star-ar
Dianne’s the blow-up doll, in the trunk of his car
Suckin’ on a mayo dog, stole it from the Tastee-Freeze
Dianne’s sittin’ at her pc
Surfin’ porn and smellin’ pee
Hack he says
Hey Dianne, go grab that cub scout hidin’ behind them trees
Pull off them little blue shorts, let me do as I please
Sayin’ oh yeah
Oh yeah, suits go on, long after the thrill of suing is gone
Sayin’ oh yeah
Oh yeah, suits go on, long after the thrill of suing is gone
Now scoot on
Hack he passed gas
Collects his thoughts for a moment
Scratches his head, and thinks about Kimberlin
Well, now then, there, Diane, we ought to scoot off to the cuorthouse
Dianne says:
Blobby, you ain’t filin’ a thing
But Hack he says:
Oh yeah, suits go on, long after the thrill of suing is gone
Oh yeah
Oh yeah, suits go on, long after the thrill of suing is gone
Oh, let us scoot, let us roll
Let your leather belt come and save my soul
Holdin’ on to sixty as long as you can
Change is coming ’round real soon
Make you a woman not man
Oh yeah, suits go on, long after the thrill of suing is gone
Sayin’ oh yeah
Oh yeah, suits go on, long after the thrill of suing is gone
A little ditty ’bout Hack and Dianne
Two American slobs doin’ the worst they can
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Wow. I salute you.
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AJ! BRAVO! BRAVO!
I thoroughly enjoyed it, my friend! Hilarious! 😂
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Crybaby, doesn’t like it when the favor returned, well Bill (and the #VeroBeachCrybully) you get what you dish out except you (and my barnacle Thomas A Mix) get truth in a huge dump truck back at you.
Now put your big boy pants on and butch up #loser!
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Gee, how much work did Biwwy have to do to find the picture of my kid?
Since it took at least as much work as finding his … friend’s … fraudulent GoFundMe for an unneeded scooter, I guess he’s a stalker too, no?
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You have to remember, in Schmaltlandia everything he does is OK, people doing the same things to him is stalking, defamation, libel, death threats, etc. Of course the fact that he is a mewling little pussy factors in there too.
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Did the Creeper buy himself a scooter a few years back? What happened to it?
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The indignation from a fool who spent DAYS trying to figure out who I was, and mis-identified others TWICE before finally nut-stumbling on the truth, when someone does a single search and finds their latest scam is just priceless. And for them to be begging for the money for a fat-cart for him, when he just ditched a brand new one (paid for with the proceeds of Soul Mate 1.0’s life insurance – nice way to honor her memory, asshole) less than a year after getting it? And let’s add in that this was suppose to be a surprise? The two of them live in a cheap-ass motel room, neither of them work or drive, so it’s not like either one is alone in that room for long – how was this suppose to be a surprise? It was just another scam, and people are mocking it – rightly so. Man, it sure sucks to be them.
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This, a million times.
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If you could take the “couple” from Leaving Las Vegas and amp up the pathetic factor by an order of magnitude, you’d be close to the DUMBFUCK and Rauhauser Show.
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If he objects to stalking, I’d like to invite him to discuss it down in Tampa with me and “real” me he spent so much effort trying to discover. Alternately we could go to his kennel and discuss it directly.
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Krendler’s mockery was tamed compared to some of the vile and cruel stuff he has written about other people (and children).
And Paul’s mockery was actually funny, where Sir Big Pussy Baby’s is vicious and just plain mean.
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A purported act of kindness that depends on someone else paying for it is worthy of mockery. Whee, look at my act of kindness that X paid for.
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Like most left-wingers, they’re both grifters at heart.
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Well, we found out what we were supposed to be shocked and angered by. His DMCA takedown demands of WordPress that WordPress said “nah” to. Among the great many things the fat Pedoketeer doesn’t understand, Copyright Law is one of them. But, to his shock and anger, WordPress does understand Copyright Law.
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