It’s not enough to have a GoFundMeeeee to cover a whirlwind (possible honeymoon?) trip for Bill Schmalfeldt and Pinkie Pie to go all 50 state capitals (with no driver’s license? details, details, Morgana!) as well as ANOTHER GoFundMeeeee for Pinkie Pie to buy her BFfiance a mobility scooter (good thing she’s a blow-up doll, amirite, because DAMN, that’s going to be one heavy load if she’s not…). You just gotta ask for more.
The good (?) folk and balloon over at
now want YOU, yes you, to help support their inanity.
Sharing is caring indeed!
Here’s my share for Bill Schmalfeldt. Trying to look like Killroy against an outdated LGBTQA+ flag is really bad optics iffen you’re trying to beg like all the other progressives out there. That’ll be $20. You’re welcome.