It’s not enough to have a GoFundMeeeee to cover a whirlwind (possible honeymoon?) trip for Bill Schmalfeldt and Pinkie Pie to go all 50 state capitals (with no driver’s license? details, details, Morgana!) as well as ANOTHER GoFundMeeeee for Pinkie Pie to buy her BFfiance a mobility scooter (good thing she’s a blow-up doll, amirite, because DAMN, that’s going to be one heavy load if she’s not…). You just gotta ask for more.

The good (?) folk and balloon over at

now want YOU, yes you, to help support their inanity.

Sharing is caring indeed!

Here’s my share for Bill Schmalfeldt. Trying to look like Killroy against an outdated LGBTQA+ flag is really bad optics iffen you’re trying to beg like all the other progressives out there. That’ll be $20. You’re welcome.

About The Dread Pirate Zombie

Member of the Zombie Horde and Lickspittle Minion. Out to eat your brainnnsssss. And a few other sweetbreads because they are so nomm-y. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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13 Responses to GIB ME DA MONEY! (Plus a BONUS EARWORM!)

  1. John “Minemyown” Doe says:

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  2. JeffM says:

    Surely, Morgana, you jest.

    Woeful Willie is already on the government dime, and yet you say he has the gall to beg for more and divert funds from the truly needy..He wants a new scooty puff? Why? Did the one he bought a year ago collapse under his weight?

    No. It simply is not credible. There is fiction, and then there is nonsense.

    Liked by 2 people

  3. We’ll be rich, right boss .

    Liked by 4 people

  4. John “Minemyown” Doe says:

    Bill permanent address.

    Liked by 1 person

  5. crawford421 says:

    Wait. The rainbow flag background was Bill’s own choice?

    He *is* shacked up with a tranny.

    Liked by 2 people

  6. Paul Krendler says:


  7. JeffM says:

    It’s just human nature to love what you have never had and never will have.


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