Because seeing the “proof” of how Bill Schmalfeldt got his latest faildoxx is going to be popcorn-worthy.

I wait with baited breath to see the “proof.” Because it will be ever so awesome. Just like the “records” of the non-existant criminal charges against my daughter that he found. Just like the “proof” that Kyle Kiernan is a criminal living in Florida. Just like the faildoxxes he made finding myself and Scott.

Ever. So. Amusing. *snort*


About The Dread Pirate Zombie

Member of the Zombie Horde and Lickspittle Minion. Out to eat your brainnnsssss. And a few other sweetbreads because they are so nomm-y. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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  1. He does love imagining himself to be the great investigative journalist, the successor to Woodward and Bernstein.

    Watergate was just a tad more important than an idiot’s self-induced butthurt.

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  2. Russ says:

    What a douche.

    Unrelated – it’s “bated breath” – shortening of the original “abated.”

    Liked by 1 person

    • True, but with Bill, it’s baited. Because he has yet to figure out that all people do is poke him to make him dance.

      Liked by 2 people

      • JeffM says:

        “Baited” as in rotting meat to bait a trap? Well maybe Willie does have baited breath: I for one am not interested enough to find out.. On the other hand, bating his breath for twenty or thirty minutes might be salutary to the world at large.


  3. John “Minemyown” Doe says:

    I have a question did not bill schmalfeldt a picture of his “lady love” sleeping? So why is he upset about her posting a picture of him “sleeping”? Karma bill Karma.

    Oh by the way sod off bill.

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  4. Kyle Kiernan says:

    I reiterate the demand for Feldtcharts! Feldtcharts must be had! Its the only positive result product he is capable of making, but only because they are so funny.

    When, oh what am I saying! I mean IF he reveals breadcrumbs, he should remember that, for validity and credibility, the quantity of breadcrumbs should be about the number you would find on a chicken fried steak and not the amount found in in his navel (if the numbers are actually quite closer than I think please don’t tell me as I just got this brain washed).

    Oh and I absolutely demand he start his repetitious claims of felon! all round.

    PS: I will chip in for airfare if his faildox victim wants to visit him in SC or his next venue of fear flee.

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    • I always have to laugh when he raises the whole “You don’t want your secrets published!” thing. I mean, if he were to treat people the way he says he wants people to treat Brett Kimberlin (i.e. to never mention that he was convicted of multiple felony counts including blowing a man’s leg off and that he was found civilly responsible for the same man’s death) then he wouldn’t post people’s supposed criminal convictions. Because to borrow his argument, haven’t they paid for their crimes? Aren’t they turning their lives around? WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE FELON???!!!???!!!

      Never mind that he’s more than likely chosen the wrong person out of a hat to be MJ. Because there are sooooo many people with those initials, let alone sooooo many people with the name Michael Jackson out there. Let’s not stop Bill from his good ole faildoxx, shall we? It’s much more fun to watch him run with the cognitive dissonance. As it would be with scissors as well.

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  5. Boston Bob says:

    A few years back, my wife and I ran a background check on a woman that we wanted to hire as a part time nanny. We had her name, date of birth and current address to go by. I can’t recall if we had her SSN or not. I don’t think we did.

    Even with that, we got her records mixed with another woman who had the same name and lived in the same geographic area, but had a very different birth date (about 20 years different.) The other woman had a pretty sketchy criminal record, too. The one that we hired had no criminal record.

    So just because you can find it online doesn’t mean that it’s accurate.

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    • This Other Latin F*cker says:

      HYPERTECHNICAL! When has accuracy matter to Bill?

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      • Techno Jinxx says:

        the only thing Fat Bastardson looks for when fail doxxing is something he thinks is “embarrasing” that he can then use to blackmail the person he’s attempting to dox.

        that it might be the wrong person is of no consequence to Shakey.
        that he might (well usually to be honest) be wrong is of no consequence to Shakey

        He’s looking to add PO/RO number TEN to his resume of failure.

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  6. Yah know, I’ve heard of child molesters having people killed…

    Liked by 3 people

    • Gus Bailey says:

      Yeah, but then you’ve got to go around blowing shit up to cover up for the assassination. And for heaven’s sake, don’t forget to wash the Tovex out of the trunk of your car and get rid of the extra timers.

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    • Grace says:

      “Yah know, I’ve heard of child molesters having people killed…”

      Yep. The Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt is going to faild0x the wrong person one of these days. The Zombie Horde has been telling the Blob this for quite awhile now.

      Slow learners be slow… and, sometimes D-E-A-D. *smh*

      *insert Cute Kitteh of DeathThreatEleventy!!1!!1! here*

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