Only a fool doesn’t know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Because of this, I tend to be… shall we say… very judicious about the photos I post of myself online. Possibly because I am my own harshest critic about my looks.
But when Bill Schmalfeldt posts this, attempting his version of slut-shaming me for daring to exist:
I just have to smile and preen a little bit inside every time he posts those. Thanks, Bill Schmalfeldt, for posting two of my favorite pictures of myself, ever. Two days of my life that I was supremely happy – for opposite reasons interestingly – and it showed.
Thank you, sincerely from the bottom of my heart, for your boosting the signal of what beauty I have. Never, ever can you say that I never said anything complimentary about you…you STUPID MOTHERFUCKER.