The FAILDOXX is Strong with This One

Oh noes! Bill Schmalfeldt got himself another scalp! It’s going to be just AWFUL!

Pfffft! Who am I kidding. No, it’s just going to be more LULZ for us!

Based on three little pieces of information – a year someone was in High School, the descriptor for the high school “Sonora” (EDIT – no, Bill just DECIDED that Sonora was where MJ was from and that meant it had to be the high school. Damn, he’s even stupider than I thought), and the initials “MJ” – Bill has gone and caught himself a child molester. And in his inimitable way, has decided that because he decided this, it makes it true and, well, MJ/Sonoranconserv is just going to have to stick with that around his neck. Unless he calls and talks to Bill and “straightens this all out” of course.

No, seriously. Go to the site I linked above. Check out the supposed “evidence” linking MJ/Sonoranconserv to the child molester. See if you can see the ENORMOUS holes in it.

Here’s a few that I can think up off the top of my head.

  1. What grade did MJ supposedly start high school in? Was it 9th grade or 10th grade? Because an awful lot of schools in California (if indeed he went to high school in California) back in those days started high school in the 10th grade and didn’t switch to the 9th grade being at the actual high school until the 1990s. I know mine did. And what if MJ FAILED A GRADE! And had to repeat a year! Gosh, that would just screw up Bill’s timeline oh so much. Oh darn.
  2. Which Sonora high school did he attend? Because there are more than a dozen Sonora High Schools scattered across this vast nation that I could find. And not just in California. There are even some in, you know, the actual Sonora Desert. Arizona. *snort*
  3. Just what, precisely, do the initials “MJ” stand for? Are they first and last name? Are they first and middle name? Do they even equate to ANYTHING or are they rather, a nickname that has no equivalency to a real name at all? Because I know that I’ve met all sorts of people that go by initials that equate to all three of those possibilities. Heck, one of my childhood friends goes by his first initial and his maternal grandfather’s last initial. Good luck with Bill finding HIM based on that! lol

But nope! Bill’s got his man! And what is he going to do with this information? Well, we all know the drill.

No Bill. You don’t have him. You don’t have a viable federal lawsuit that you will get to add MJ to and then serve a summons on him. And even if you did, and MJ was this horrible, awful child molester, totally and utterly deserving of the scorn of good and decent people?

Butthurt is still not a tort.

You. Lose.

And by the way. Thanks for giving MJ the perfect countersuit for defamation per se, wrapped up in a nice, shiny little bow and some sparkly glitter. No need to prove actual damages because they are presumed.

Bill Schmalfeldt. The gift that keeps on giving! You’re just so AWESOME! lol


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20 Responses to The FAILDOXX is Strong with This One

  1. gmhowell says:

    There is as much a case there as there is against me for saying that his alter ego, Dianne, is an ugly, toothless gutter skank, with a taste in odd and legally questionable pornography.

    On Tue, Jun 20, 2017 at 10:17 AM, BILLY SEZ – The words of W.M. Schmalfeldt, Sr., Serial Litigant, Woman Hater, Jackwagon wrote:

    > The Dread Pirate Zombie posted: “Oh noes! Bill Schmalfeldt got himself > another scalp! It’s going to be just AWFUL! Pfffft! Who am I kidding. No, > it’s just going to be more LULZ for us! Based on three little pieces of > information – a year someone was in High School, the descriptor f” >

    Liked by 1 person

  2. BusPassOffice says:

    When asked why he replied “becausey”

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  3. gb420 says:

    I really hope Mr Shitbag Fakinsons actually called this guy or made contact. The lulz from this faildox would be awesome. Maybe this guy will force the cure on him?


  4. Kyle Kiernan says:

    damn what a tard.

    Even thinner than my fail-pseudo-doxx. Assume I live in FL because of a dropped comment. Search Florida for my name. Mirabile Dictu!! there I am!
    No other possibility exerts itself. I am the Highlander because there can be only one!!
    Except its an assumed name and so has not correlation with reality and since he is reality allergic he could never grasp that fact.
    I have a dream. I dream that one day we can engineer a face to face between him and one of his pissed off faildoxxees.

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  6. Jeanette Victoria says:

    The only thing Bill Schmalfeldt has ever been successful at is failing. He is very consistent failure

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  7. Paul Krendler says:

    Shit. There goes my post for today!

    Well done.

    Liked by 1 person

  8. William Milkshakesphere says:

    It’s not even remotely the same area, Dumbfuck. The city of Tuolumne, a CDP, is in proxmity of Sonora, CA, an incorporated city. They are in the same county yes, we get that. I guess being fat makes you think that things are closer than they appear.

    I’ll use South Carolina as an example. Ladson, SC is a CDP wedged in between Summerville, SC and North Charleston, SC which are two different incorporated cities that borders each other. However no one in the North Charleston or Summerville area calls Ladson part of either cities.

    Goddamn, I can’t even dumb myself down to your level. It’s impossible.

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    • crawford421 says:

      Bill has spent years defending a drug pusher, pedophile, perjurer, forger, and murderer. A guy who planted a bomb at a grade school. A guy who has spent decades avoiding paying for his crimes.

      Now he thinks that because he’s once more applied his milliwatt intellect and jumped to an unsupportable conclusion, it says something bad about us.

      Liked by 6 people

  9. crawford421 says:

    I can’t believe Fatass is still beating this drum. I guess his delusion-based rages are easier than being a worthwhile human being.

    Liked by 4 people

  10. Is Meth Mouth that hard up? What a couple those two scumbags make.

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  12. Bill latest rantings show yet again that he has an obsession with men’s genitalia. Queer, isn’t it?

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