Bill Schmalfeldt is feeling is oats. So what does he do? He magnanimously offers shelter from his WRATH!!!111!!11!! before the big, bad subpoena strips the veil of anonymity from those he believes have maligned him.
First off: Nope. No subpoenas to WordPress are going out. You know this. I know this. Bill probably knows this too. But Bill’s gonna Schmalfeldt and try to frighten and intimidate people, just like he’s done at least four or five times before. Each one has ended the same way. Big. Fat. NOPE.
Secondly: Even if they were, Bill Schmalfeldt would have to win against WordPress’ lawyers who are very good squishing those types of subpoenas for breakfast. I’ve got two words for Bill:
Limber up, folks! The LULZ are going to keep flowing as the days go on.