LULZ Muscle Sprain Imminent

Bill Schmalfeldt is feeling is oats. So what does he do? He magnanimously offers shelter from his WRATH!!!111!!11!! before the big, bad subpoena strips the veil of anonymity from those he believes have maligned him.

First off: Nope. No subpoenas to WordPress are going out. You know this. I know this. Bill probably knows this too. But Bill’s gonna Schmalfeldt and try to frighten and intimidate people, just like he’s done at least four or five times before. Each one has ended the same way. Big. Fat. NOPE.

Secondly: Even if they were, Bill Schmalfeldt would have to win against WordPress’ lawyers who are very good squishing those types of subpoenas for breakfast. I’ve got two words for Bill:

Prenda Law

Heh, heh!

Limber up, folks! The LULZ are going to keep flowing as the days go on.


About The Dread Pirate Zombie

Member of the Zombie Horde and Lickspittle Minion. Out to eat your brainnnsssss. And a few other sweetbreads because they are so nomm-y. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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40 Responses to LULZ Muscle Sprain Imminent

  1. Neal N. Bob says:

    Rosa Parkinsons has awfully big plans for someone who can’t sit upright for ten minutes without having to take a nap.

    He must have forgotten that part of his supposed malady. Who can blame him? It was all the way back on Thursday.

    Liked by 7 people

  2. John “Minemyown” Doe says:

    From my post at hogewash:

    bill needs to do a little homework, here I will help out just a little.

    FRCP 45(a)(4) Notice to Other Parties Before Service. If the subpoena commands the production of documents, electronically stored information, or tangible things or the inspection of premises before trial, then before it is served on the person to whom it is directed, a notice and a copy of the subpoena must be served on each party.

    Liked by 7 people

  3. JeffM says:

    I must have missed the lecture where they explained that saying X does not have a disease is defamatory.

    Liked by 5 people

    • Grace says:

      Maybe the Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt should have a nice, little chat with his “excellent” friend – The Domestic Terrorist Brett “The Speedway Bomber” Kimberlin.

      Maybe the dwarf felon could explain the legal concept of “falsity” to the big, fat Blob.

      Heh. Heh.

      Liked by 5 people

    • IKR? I thought it was the whole thing of saying they DID have a horrible disease that was defamatory.

      Then again, this is Bill Schmalfeldt. The man who sued (or was it just threatened to sue, I can’t remember) Patrick Grady over the phrase “syphilitic catchfart” as he had no clue it was a Shakeperian insult and thought that Krendler (note – NOT GRADY) was saying he had syphilis.

      You just can’t make this up.

      Liked by 5 people

      • JeffM says:

        Where we are now is that he is insisting that he does have a disease and it is defamatory to doubt his word for it.

        I believe that means he will fully approve this new nickname, jointly created by Krendler and me: Woeful Diseased Willy. It works on quite a few levels.

        Liked by 2 people

      • Gus Bailey says:

        IIRC, sued and dropped w/ prejudice.

        Liked by 3 people

  4. WWFD says:

    I want to state on the record. Bill Schmalfeldt based on his own actions, words, and deeds is lying about having Stage Four Parkinson. Im stating this because I do not want there to be confusing of my meaning. Im stating it this way so there can be no doubt or weasel words to there true meaning.

    Bill Schmalfedt or as I prefer to call him Dumb Fuck or the initials DF has publicly stated he has stage four parkinson’s. This stage would prevent someone from driving as the tremors would prevent the motor control necessary to pilot a vehicle. He has based on his own words driven long multiple state road trips by himself and moved to multiple states since he has claimed to be diagnosed having parkinson’s stage four.

    I welcome him to sue me for stating this on the record. I would welcome stating this openly in court as truth is an absolute defense to libel.

    Liked by 10 people

  5. Pablo says:

    Because you blocked me, you fucking pussy. On the bright side, now this isn’t contact with you. You have to come looking for it, which you just can’t help yourself from doing, huh? Suck a DUMBFUCK!

    Liked by 5 people

    • Cast him in a negative light? More negative than that emitted by his dailykos anal rape fantasies?

      Negative light isn’t even an issue, DUMBFUCK. The question is, did it do harm to your reputation? You’re the guy that babbled “i want it all, Doug.” You’re the guy with the NINE
      restraining orders, from all over the country, one of which to protect a TODDLER from your idiocy. Your entire ourvre casts you in a negative light, “as your swollen anal tissues can attest.” Swollen from your stubble-cheeked strumpet pegging you, that is.

      You’ll have to, should a Deity intervene on your behalf and carry you past at least four very, very elementary motions to dismiss, PROVE that your extraordinarily tattered reputation was damaged, to a reasonable person, by people making note of your sudden departure from several abodes. You’ll have to PROVE that getting evicted is worse for a man’s reputation than publishing a supposedly comical audio skit about a child about to be forcibly sodomized. Forcible sodomy seems to be something of a theme with you [xmfan, dailykos, cub scouts, your twitter feeds]…what effect do you suppose that has had on your reputation, DUMBFUCK?

      Liked by 4 people

    • Techno Jinxx says:

      Gee, not following the Bill-logic here, (which isnt that unusual, I’m not a retard like Shakey McFakerson).
      so pointing out that claiming someone was possibly evicted is LIBEL!!11!!…but repeatedly calling someone a child rapist based on nothing more than similiar/same names isnt…

      yeah…last time I give you some friendly advice.
      Get out NOW while you still can.
      You will not like how this is going to end.


  6. Kyle Kiernan says:

    Here is my official rate card for discovery documentation production costs:
    Emails extracted – $10 search and save fee
    Documents copied – $0.50 per page
    Transmittal costs – $50 per message
    Deposition costs – $127 per hour, travel, per diem, meals extra at State Dept COnus rates for location
    Telephone consultation – $65 per hour

    6 week delivery time for delivery up on receipt of initial 50% down payment.

    You know, just for the record, just in case.

    Liked by 4 people

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