Because if I’m having an 80s nostalgia day, then you can too!
If I recall correctly, isn’t the line of separation between “little lies” and “BIG LIES” guarded by a Christmas Eve Court Clerk?
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So I’ve had this idea floating around in my head.
*green ‘movie trailer’ screen*
*panning shot across a broad, sparse yet beautiful landscape — Texas or Oklahoma, maybe. The camera draws back, eventually showing a white haired and bearded man dressed in Jedi robes*
HOGE: “All is proceeding as I have foreseen.”
*pause, then a brief smile*
HOGE: “Actually, even better.”
*cut to a classic ‘undead pirate ship’ forging through a terrible storm. Standing at the wheel is THE DREAD PIRATE ZOMBIE, her eyes glowing*
HOGE (VO): “He has drawn down the storm…”
*shot of PAUL KRENDLER stalking into view… then another, and another. Camera pulls back to reveal a whole SWARM of KRENDLERS, walking in pace*
HOGE (VO): “…and now he has nowhere to go.”
*cut to two men, DAVID EDGREN and DAVE ALEXANDER, playing chess. The game, judging from the pieces in play, is still up for grabs*
HOGE (VO): “Murum aries attigit.”
*a shaky shot of a terrified CABIN BOY racing… well, waddling… down a hall, slamming doors behind him. A terrible roar can be heard. As CABIN BOY bursts out of the house, he screeches to a halt, seeing a man dressed in a broad-brimmed hat and serape waiting for him.*
SONORANCONSERVATIVE: “Going somewhere, ‘amigo’?”
HOGEWASH: THE LOLSUIT
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I could see it in my mind’s eye; it was beautiful. But you did forget the fully frocked Eastern Orthodox priest with the baleful glare, raising a (very wordy) blessing over the zombie horde.
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From high atop the crows nest, plz. Ty.
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For some reason every time I put you there, my mind immediately flashed to the first scene we see Jack Sparrow in the first PotC movie… where he’s riding the small ship that’s inexorably sinking, stepping OFF onto the dock as it vanishes into the water.
Kind of anticlimactic, it was.
Oh, I meant the priest. Blessing the masses from atop the crows nest.
I loved that scene personally. Told you everything you needed to know about Jack Sparrow without any words.
Quite true, sir, I admit I need a dramatis personae at some point to do this justice 🙂
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Do we have two priests here? I know Father Lemmen is one, didn’t know you were another.
Is one of you young? We may need an old priest and a young priest to get rid of Cabin Boy… 🙂
Not a priest, just a believer; priests have to have corporeal bodies.
Crowd fund this. STAT!
No kidding! I want advanced tickets now!
As to the video; it says a great deal about the ever changing nature of fashion that the band members, in order of reasonable appearance were John, Mick, Christine, Lindsay then Stevie. Considering that, at the time, it was probably the reverse.
“Forget Limp Bizkit. THIS was the band that should have had an Anger Management tour.”
–Wilson & Alroy, about Fleetwood Mac.
Does ANYONE have a clue what Gold Dust Woman is about? Pale shadow black widow????? Did Stevie Nicks foresee the Blob? Was he the “ancient queen”?
Fat Willy’s eternal earworm:
May our LORD and SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST take you into his fold at the last; but you owe me a keyboard.
Love that song.
Do I win ear worm Friday?
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I think that young lady has met bill or someone just like him. She has a number of songs that could have been written about bill.
That guy is an amazing talent. It’s almost tragic that he had to create the Puddles character to catch on.
Here he is sing the National Anthem.
Oops, screwed up the email address…
just change the drug, this works. https://youtu.be/APrpB-i4d_E
I don’t know how to,make that embed.
Classic Earworm …
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