I originally wrote this post the morning of July 5th. I was anxious. I was shaking. I had a ball of dread in my stomach. I was a ball of white-hot rage and tremors and disbelief because this was all happening all over again. It wasn’t a pretty sight and neither was I.
On the advice of friends, I didn’t post this then, but I give it to you now. Unaltered from what has been sitting two weeks now in my draft post folder. I believe it shows completely, and in Bill’s own words, precisely what he did that was unlawful contact towards me.
No matter who you are, no matter what you’ve done or what someone thinks you have done, NO ONE deserves to be harassed in this manner. NO ONE. Bill Schmalfeldt is old enough to have learned this lesson by now, and it is unfortunate (albeit appropriate) that people have to resort to legal methods in order to get him to stop.
It seems that Bill S Preston (Schmalfeldt) is truly living up to his WYLD STALYONS level of thought process.
Not content with, you know, actually bothering to do his own due diligence when he sues somebody, he decides to throw a complete conniption fit when he thinks something that he totally made up happened. And yes, it was a Tuesday.
So, getting the logic here, because I moved at some point in time, I lied to a court when I obtained the Restraining Order against him. And I obviously need to answer him as to WHEN I moved. RIGHT NOW!!!!
Yeah, no. And fuck you.
Not content with this. He has not just doubled down. Not just TRIPLE DOWNED, but QUADRUPLE DOWNED!
Not my responsibility to figure out my own address. I know where I live. AMIRITE?
And guess what? This isn’t contact for a legal purpose. This is harassment, stalking and intimidation. Why else would he contact my ex husband? Why else would he send comments to this website saying where I work and giving my address?
Let’s see. How did I put it in the prior RO hearing. I believe I said something to the effect of it made me panic when I saw the Wisconsin phone number come up on my telephone. Guess what? The truth can set you free, or, in this case, appropriately bind someone in legal chains.
I sent him a do not contact notice quite some time ago and have NEVER rescinded it. And NEVER will.
Hello restraining order number ten. Thank you very much and have a nice day.
Some people just never learn to FOAD.
BILLY SEZ - Adventures in Bill Schmalfeldt's Pretendy Land Internet Courtroom. All Rise! 
But look at the bright side, Now you get to destroy Drunkenstein’s life so totally that even he won’t recognize it.
And it’ll be fun to watch,
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A B-2 dropping ONE bomb (perhaps a B-83 1.3 megaton thermonuclear “crowd pleaser”) would be more apropo to Fatass the Stalker.
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Did Willy really say he was a “prosecutor pro se”? That this was a “court matter”?
The whole thing boggles the mind. Perjury requires a deliberate misstatement of a material fact. It is a crime, which Willy cannot prosecute. Of what court is he an officer? Of what possible relevance to the suit he launched in South Carolina was the date when she moved within North Carolina?
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Yes, he said he was a “pro se prosecutor” while we were at the RO hearing.
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I wonder if DF really believes that.
Maybe that’s why he thought he could cite a criminal statute? He doesn’t understand the difference between criminal and civil law?!
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Your guess is as good as mine. But, you know, Bill Schmalfeldt…
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Oh the hubris that only a supremely stupid can have
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Pro se prosecutor. That’s hilarious, except that it means he’s more delusional and therefore dangerous than I had perceived.
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I know a judge who would have given him an invitation to be his guest for a few days if he had said that in his courtroom.
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He likes the attention. He will break this No Contact order, and I pray that you will be able to crush him legally.
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I will do so if he does. He doesn’t understand how this works. How ANY of it works.
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He can’t help himself. He almost went off the cliff last night.
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Why does he play games with email addresses?
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Email hosts keep banning him for violating their TOS?
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Because people block his address as soon as they realize it’s him. So he gets around the blocks with multiple email addresses.
Phone, on break at conference.
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Because he’s insane.
Phone, grassy knoll in Dallas.
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Insanely evil.
iPad, RIGHT BEHIND YOU! Jk Jk!
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No, Mr. Schmalfeldt, you are a not a prosecutor.
You are not an attorney.
You are not an officer of the court and do not represent the interests of the court.
You ARE a PRO SE PLAINTIFF which means you are representing yourself without an attorney and have chosen the monumental task of bringing your claimless and butthurt packed pleading to the US District Court in seek of relief. Just because you represent yourself does not make you on par with an attorney nor someone of the legal profession.
You are demonstrating quite clearly you are way in over your head because you didn’t read the rules, cannot follow simple instructions and will ultimately end up losing AGAIN because you don’t know what the fuck you are doing.
And to top it off, you are going to sue someone who doesn’t even communicate with you but writes a blog about you using your own words and expressing her own opinion and you end up with a no contact order after admitting you were harassing her! And after that failure, you decide you want to litigate that No Contact Order in your complaint?
Who does that? Oh yeah, stupid does.
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I wonder if the Deranged (and, ADJUDICATED) Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt believes his years-long, unhinged defense of his “excellent friend” (the Domestic Terrorist Brett “The Speedway Bomber” Kimberlin) has been worth everything he has invested…
…and, everything he will eventually owe.
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