So, Why Does He?

Motivation. Why do we do the things that we do?

Bill Schmalfeldt seems to think that people don’t understand his motivations. And that people are incorrect when the say that he projects his motivations onto others. But, is that the case?

I don’t think so.

If you check out a post that you can find HERE, I think there is more than ample evidence as to what Bill Schmalfeldt’s motivations are.

In a letter sent to our lawyer, Bill claims that he is merely bringing to Mr. Nettle’s attention certain things that he, Bill, deems as inappropriate in John Hoge’s behavior. And getting in his jabs at the rest of us.

Absolutely nothing in the letter, not a single statement, assertion, question, conclusion – any of it – is something that is appropriate to send to opposing counsel. The fact that he even felt it necessary to send such a letter just shows his complete and utter lack of understanding of how both polite society and the legal system works. He just wanted information and thought he deserved to get the answers he wanted. He also wanted a few other things, but we’ll get to that in a bit.

In the first two sentences, Bill uses no fewer than 18 adjectives and/or descriptive phrases to convey his disdain for John Hoge. Then there are multiple paragraphs that outline how much money is needed to appeal the verdict in the Hoge v. Kimberlin et al. case. All ending in a declaration that Hoge has no problem flushing the thousands of dollars an appeal costs down the drain.

The idea that Hoge has that kind of funds at his disposal obviously irks Bill. He most certainly wishes that he had that kind of money. Previously, he claimed he was flush as well. That he had enough if he was careful to last a good long time. If only he hadn’t of flushed it down the toilet on a music machine. And that scooty puff. It was red. Vroom, vroom!

But then comes Bill’s masterpiece. The letter to Mr. Nettles. And his reason for writing it.

You see, Bill apparently thinks that it is UNSEEMLY for John Hoge to check the costs necessary for an appeal should he so choose to file one, and say that he can pay for it if he chooses to do so. Unseemly for him to hire a lawyer to collect monies owed to him when it will more than likely cost more in fees than would be recovered.

What really stuck in Bill’s craw though is the mere idea Hoge can spend money and yet still be represented pro bono in the lawsuit Bill has against him. Because we all know Bill Schmalfeldt believes himself to be the world’s most worthy pro-se prosecutor who really should be the one with the pro bono lawyer.

Unfortunately, he has yet to find one willing to take his case. Curious, that.

And so, in a letter that shows to Mr. Nettles just what sort of a person he really is, Bill Schmalfeldt runs to tell tales, whines that Mr. Nettles hasn’t spoken to Bill more, insinuates that Mr. Nettles isn’t representing his clients properly, inquires if he is still representing said clients, disparages said clients, seeks to be flattered on his legal prowress, says that he will be such an AWESOMELY sympathetic plaintiff because MUH DISABILITY, and then tells Mr. Nettles that he wants comments from him on this so that he can write an article about it all.

One has to appreciate the brevity Mr. Nettles brought to his response to Bill’s letter. None of his questions were appropriate, and so they would not be answered. And don’t ever send him anything of this sort ever again.

But what does all of this have to do with Bill Schmalfeldt’s motivations? In the letter to Mr. Nettles, Bill says that he isn’t doing this for money. He’s doing it to make people stop libeling him.

But that really isn’t Bill’s motivation.

Bill’s motivation is jealousy. Pure and simple jealousy. It couldn’t be more palpable.

Now, I’m not saying that he is jealous necessarily of the people he is suing – they are just convenient vessels for venting his emotions. But Bill Schmalfeldt is jealous of anyone who has something, some glimmer of a thing, that is more than what he has.

And because Bill Schmalfeldt’s life is so bereft of anything of true value, he covets any outward expression people have that reflect the things he has not. Anytime they mention things like being financially secure and the ability to pay for certain things or having a lawyer that actually approached them to defend them for free, it is an emotional stab to Bill. Not one that the object of Bill’s attention has actually done, but rather one that Bill’s psyche has inflicted upon himself.

The psychic wounds he inflicts upon himself means there is only one response he can make – that he has to strike back in the most twisted way he can think to try and deflect the pain away from himself.

And so we get this LOLLetter written to opposing counsel. Trying to sow discord, seeking to wound.

Someone got the back of someone’s hand in that exchange.

Maybe someone should read another set of local rules. And have a better result the next time.

 

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45 Responses to So, Why Does He?

  1. gmhowell says:

    He’s as covetous a person as any I’ve ever come across. He’s probably all the more angry at his own stupidity and laziness for throwing away a government career that afforded him the freedom to be paid well over the national average to rant on internet boards full time.

    On Sun, Sep 10, 2017 at 9:27 PM BILLY SEZ – Adventures in Bill Schmalfeldt’s Pretendy Land Internet Courtroom. All Rise! wrote:

    > The Dread Pirate Zombie posted: “Motivation. Why do we do the things that > we do? Bill Schmalfeldt seems to think that people don’t understand his > motivations. And that people are incorrect when the say that he projects > his motivations onto others. But, is that the case? I don’t” >

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  2. JorgXMcKie says:

    “Mama always said, “Stupid is as stupid does.” Mama must have known Bill. Fat, drunk, stupid, covetous, and evil is no way to go through life.

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  3. The Shoveler says:

    It is not difficult to discern motivations of a pathetic, bile-filled creature like Schmalfeldt when it posts murder fantasies https://www.popehat.com/2013/08/06/true-threats-true-incitement-or-truly-crazy-the-rhetoric-of-deranged-cyberstalker-bill-schmalfeldt/ so clearly drawn from its own twisted, dank swamp of a mind.

    This description can never be improved upon: “Bill Schmalfeldt doesn’t have principles. Bill Schmalfeldt doesn’t have values. Bill Schmalfeldt doesn’t have beliefs. Bill Schmalfeldt has enemies, and then nothing, a black and dank and empty void of sullenness. “

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  4. “Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge – Charles Darwin
    That quote seems to fit Bill to a tee.

    You are absolutely correct that Bill is insanely jealous of WJJH and wishes he could have a 10th of the life WJJH has. Bill is an inept failure who lives in a fleabag one room apartment and all his worldly possessions can be packed into one box.

    What a life for a “successful” 30 year career journalist. Bill brags he was a GS13, which is a fairly well paying job, but he never rose above living in a trailer and driving a shitbox automobile.

    How much of a complete imbecile and screw up do you have to be to fail that badly? A GS 13 wage should have bought all that easily in 1 year, and that’s all Bill could manage over his entire lifetime. What a ginormous loser.

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    • Kyle Kiernan says:

      What is not immediately apparent is that he, in my own opionion which while it is nothing more than my opinion still fits the facts pretty good, was desperate to find some to way to get a parachute out of that GS-13 gig for which he was in no way qualified. Figure he scammed his way in and it was only a matter of time before they found grounds, even for a civil service job, to dump him. Dump out on hoaxed up Parkinson’s disability? Gravy. Love to be able to do a forensic search of hi work and personal PC’s in the days leading up to his medical disability leave, search term: hardest disability to prove, x-ref: easiest disability to fake symptoms of.

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      • This Other Latin F*cker says:

        Not for nothing but he even admitted to being on a Performance Improvement Plan. First step when you are considering firing someone. Either toe the line and work the plan or you are out. Sounds like he didn’t want to work the plan. Or, based on his ten’s of thousands of foul and pornographic internet forum posts while ‘working’ he didn’t want to work at all.

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        • theman9876 says:

          Based almost entirely on admissions by Bill, I believe his employer and and fellow employees were working just as hard as his fat ass to get rid of him. Imagine working with someone like Bill Schmalfeldt day after day. Just his basic lack of any social awareness or instinct would be enough to drive me crazy. I bet its been a lifetime source of ridicule & bullying starting in grade school in Iowa. Then there is the ‘Schmalfeldt-Style’ political advocacy and his previously stated low job performance. Add the fact that almost no federal employees can be fired, they were stuck with him until he retired.

          OT: what is the status of the [REACACTED] with the former NIH [REDACTED]? OPSEC OPSEC OPSEC

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        • bystander says:

          Performance Improvement Plan? I never saw that. Anybody have a link or a screencap?

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  5. The 13th Duke of Wymbourne says:

    Yes, a life best summed up as “he will never earn enough to afford a lawn-mower”.

    Liked by 8 people

    • gmhowell says:

      On the upside, he’ll never earn enough to live somewhere where he needs one.

      On Mon, Sep 11, 2017 at 1:40 AM, BILLY SEZ – Adventures in Bill Schmalfeldt’s Pretendy Land Internet Courtroom. All Rise! wrote:

      > The 13th Duke of Wymbourne commented: “Yes, a life best summed up as “he > will never earn enough to afford a lawn-mower”.” >

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  6. Paul Krendler says:

    The guycreature is a walkingnutshuffling, talkinggibbering, abnormal psychology doctoral thesis.

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  7. Evil, jealousy, sloth, envy, disappointment, ignorance, hubris, frustration… He’s right. I can’t actually find his one true motivation.

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  8. Paul Krendler says:

    Well, the jealousy, envy and frustration (maybe sloth, too) all coalesce into one thing:

    DUMBFUCK absolutely cannot countenance the idea that multiple attorneys have found Hoge’s cause sufficiently just that they would not simply represent him for free…but will SEEK HIM OUT AND OFFER TO DO SO.

    DUMBFUCK, on the other hand, believes his cause to be infinitely more just, but he cannot find an attorney who will argue that point at all, let alone for free.

    Ha, ha, and motherfucking HA!

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  9. Mr Minority says:

    I honestly don’t think it all about money that KOBH Bwilly the Fidiot is jealous about, I think is more a deep seated jealously of the family and personal relationship Sir John had with his wife and has with his son. He doesn’t have nor has ever had that and it hurts him more than not having the money or things.

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    • This Other Latin F*cker says:

      I’m going to have to disagree with you. I don’t think Bill gives, or ever gave, two shits about his wives or kids. They are simply things to be used to make his life easier. Remember, the miracle of Parkinson’s Remission didn’t occur until after his Captive Nurse made her final escape from his slimy clutches. Now he has a new Captive Nurse and suddenly he’s in a wheelchair again. People are to Bill just pawns to be used to do his bidding so he can sit on his fat lazy ass all day sucking the govt tit. I’m sure that is why he is so butt hurt at TFS. They refuse to go along with his demands and in Bill’s world, that is not allowed.

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      • Grace says:

        I do believe the Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt is beyond envious of WJJH – the love and respect of family, friends, and colleagues, and WJJH’s stately manor and financial security… a life well-lived.

        However, TOLF nailed it: People are nothing more than pawns to be used by The Blob. One only has to look at the facts: Bill Schmalfeldt abandoned not ONE, but TWO families (FOUR children!), bragged about doing drugs with his stepson TJ, and, made the most vile of comments on Internet forums discussing his homosexual nephew and his very own homosexual daughter (I’d wager BS believes having homosexual relatives gives him some sort of “progressive” street cred 🙄).

        Bill Schmalfeldt does not care for nor love anyone but himself, and others are only kept around to serve his demented needs… and, then they are disposed of right quick. He pretty much treats the people in his life like he does his Twitter accounts – abuses them and then dumps them.

        And, the way he treated his “beloved” StGotCU was simply horrific. She was nothing more than a chaueffer, a cook, a maid, a nurse, and a gopher to him. Now, he is using some skanky “soulmate” to assist him in attacking others, his vexatious lawfare, and perpetuating his “End-Stage” Parkinson’s Disease Stage Eleventy!!1!!!1! fantasies.

        An obsessed, selfish, evil piece of shit – Thy name is Bill Schmalfeldt. *spit*

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    • Grace says:

      With all due respect, Mr. Minority… I do believe you are giving the Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt far too much credit. You are applying normal folks’ human emotions and compassion to the demented freak.

      The majority of us would trade anything and everything we have for nothing more than the love and companionship of our spouses, our children, our extended families, and our friends.

      The Blob? Not so much. He is cut from the same evil cloth as his master – the Domestic Terrorist Brett “The Speedway Bomber” Kimberlin. Another vile creature who uses people for his own demented needs, and in his quest for money and “fame.”

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      • Mr Minority says:

        I stand corrected, The Fidiot is envious of everybody because they have more of everything (Love, Money, possessions…) than he does (even the PedoBomber has a captive wife and a rep as a criminal). And maybe, just maybe he realizes that could also have had these things, but he threw them away because of his own selfishness.

        He could have been a good husband and father, held a steady job, but he chose not to. Instead he will probably die with only a John Denver Zombie Blow-up Doll, and a box full of his favorite turds he rolled up and saved.

        What a pathetic existence. And the one he chose.

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  10. paralleldino says:

    “[W]hen the advocate for the Devil’s party meets opponents whose deeper and finer education he cannot match, he has no choice but to spread the peacock plumes of his vainglory, and sneer with all his force. These sneers, the unsupported puffery of his own expertise, are the sole argument he can bring. It is not so much argumentum ad verecundiam as argumentum ad ego.”

    Source: http://www.scifiwright.com/2017/09/last-crusade-the-strumpet-fortune/

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  11. The “pretty dress” comment goes to his misunderstanding of the motivations of others. He thinks surface level things such as clothing and such are huge motivating factors for others, since they are for him. He does not understand the reasons that others would decide against him, and so he tries to fit other details into this puzzle. It takes him weeks, but he tries.

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    • agiledog says:

      His motivations are laziness, pride and vanity, and he can’t understand when people operate from other feelings and values/principles. So he struggles to cast the behaviors he sees in others in the light of the only motivations he knows.It takes him a while to puzzle it out, because he just isn’t that bright.

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  12. onlooker says:

    Self-awareness fail.

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    • Mr Minority says:

      Without self-awareness, he is non-sentient, nothing but a lower life-form.

      Thus: The Fidiot is one big slimy Banana Slug!

      PS: He can’t be a Manatee, because they are cute and have more self-awareness than a Banana Slug.

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  13. agiledog says:

    Hey, I just noticed this at the bottom of that article, in the bio section: “He enjoys an occasional top shelf bourbon.“. I thought he didn’t drink because of his Fakinson’s medication? Guess that was just another lie. And by “top-shelf”, he means he puts it up there to keep it out of reach of the pink-haired weirdo he lives with.

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  14. Paul Krendler says:

    https://twitter.com/MBFreeSpeech/status/908352849838473217

    Rumor: Don’t know if it’s true. I hear the unemployable DUMBFUCK William M. Schmalfeldt, Sr. of Myrtle Beach South Carolina (whose name I can use because I’m not and never have been subject to one – let alone TWELVE! – restraining orders) eats his own poop directly from the toilet. And when he’s constipated he goes for the litter box.

    But it’s just a rumor.

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  15. It’s kind of you all to pretend along with him that he had some sort of career in journalism. I’ve even seen the ‘investigative’ bit given credit, from time to time. It cracks me up.

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