Chickens Come Home to Roost?

Bill Schmalfeldt is a HUGE fan of taking/gathering information on people (or what he *thinks* is information about them), drawing his own conclusions about it, and then reporting said people to the authorities, suggesting that they get investigated, that their children possibly be taken away from them, that they be sanctioned by the bar… You know, things that can affect their ability to earn a living, support their family, keep their kids under their roof, stay out of jail. That sort of thing.

It seems that someone out there has decided the sauce is good for the gander if it’s good for the goose.

There he goes again. Which fedruhl crahm is it this time? He doesn’t say.

D’oh! Somebody reported Bill for… something. And it was apparently enough to get them to actually act on the suspicions given to them supposedly. Somehow I don’t think they do that just on the basis of a lolrandumb complaint that comes in. Seems to me the VA would be complicit in negligence if they didn’t look into something and just pressed the “zap” button.

Then again, this is the federal government, so who knows.


Wait. What? Bill’s BANK ACCOUNT was frozen? *snort* And he can’t access his money or online account? Perhaps he tried to log into it a couple of times and screwed up the password. Could happen to anyone. Especially someone with Parkinson’s Dementia, you know.

Oh wait. That was apparently quickly resolved, despite his bitching about it. But it HAS to be someone else’s fault. Not him playing fumble fingers or something. And they are gonna PAY!!!! Here we go!

Oh yes! Someone’s gonna come knocking. Like that Postal Service Inspector that was promised. How many years has that been? Like the Kops that were koming to arrest Krendler for supposed vandalism? That’s been a year there.

Does he EVER get tired of making empty threats like that?

Survey says “BZZZZZT!”

Good thing we all know by now to just hold our sides or strategically apply duct tape or a corset so we don’t burst from laughing too much.

And of course, Bill Schmalfeldt has to posture while trying to save face when someone pokes fun at him with logic. Because that really burns him hard.

Since Bill Schmalfeldt can’t read what he writes, he actually did say that they *did* freeze his bank account. It was that tweet #7 up above. Oopsie Poopsie.

Our good friend over at Sonoran Conservative also had his take on this.

You gotta love it when a single lolcow provides grist for more than one mill. Excellent!



About The Dread Pirate Zombie

Member of the Zombie Horde and Lickspittle Minion. Out to eat your brainnnsssss. And a few other sweetbreads because they are so nomm-y. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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25 Responses to Chickens Come Home to Roost?

  1. Freedom costs says:

    So the va froze his acct and it only took a phone call to fix It? I call b’s. If they froze it because of a complaint, they had enough info to do so. And then bs would need to provide proof of ( )whatever reason they froze it. Calling and saying I have parkinsons stage 11ty million won’t work no matter how many times he said it.

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  2. Neal N. Bob says:

    I have a pretty good memory when it comes to Schmaleldt’s antics, and I don’t remember his ever mentioning that he received VA benefits. And I’m pretty sure that it wasn’t reflected in his IFP applications, just his Social Security benefits, although I’ll admit to being to lazy to go back and check.

    That being the case, he’s almost certainly lying, probably because he’s bored and wants to amend his lulzsuit again.

    On the off-chance that my memory is incorrect, congratulations to whoever filed the report. It caused the best Feldtdown I’ve seen in awhile.

    Liked by 6 people

  3. John “Minemyown” Doe says:

    It is actually harder to get benefits started with the VA than to get them stopped, So if the VA did freeze his benefits then that took some effort.

    Liked by 4 people

  4. The 13th Duke of Wymbourne says:

    I’m quite sure it could be all cleared up by a current letter from William’s neurologist. Feel free to use this example old chap.

    Liked by 5 people

  5. sam says:

    We can soon expect the inevitable “sure are a lot of NERVOUS PEOPLE over in Hoggyland!” posts, as Bill willfully misinterprets the laughter.

    Old Faithful has nothing on Bill’s utter predictability.

    Liked by 8 people

  6. Unca Biwwy screwed up his password when logging in and got his online access frozen, simple as that! Because he has a guilty mind, he imagines people doing to him what he would do to them and becomes Chicken Little! What a maroon!

    Liked by 7 people

  7. Chances are, he’s being phished by someone impersonating the VA, looking to get his bank account information.

    Tell us, Cousin, did the nice person at the “VA” have an Indian accent?

    Liked by 7 people

  8. This Other Latin F*cker says:

    Maybe he told the Inflate-A-Boy a lie about the VA fraud claim because he’s too poor to keep the boy toy in vape juice and KY?

    Liked by 5 people

  9. John “Minemyown” Doe says:

    That boy ain’t got a pot to piss in.

    Liked by 3 people

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