Bill Schmalfeldt is a HUGE fan of taking/gathering information on people (or what he *thinks* is information about them), drawing his own conclusions about it, and then reporting said people to the authorities, suggesting that they get investigated, that their children possibly be taken away from them, that they be sanctioned by the bar… You know, things that can affect their ability to earn a living, support their family, keep their kids under their roof, stay out of jail. That sort of thing.
It seems that someone out there has decided the sauce is good for the gander if it’s good for the goose.
There he goes again. Which fedruhl crahm is it this time? He doesn’t say.
D’oh! Somebody reported Bill for… something. And it was apparently enough to get them to actually act on the suspicions given to them supposedly. Somehow I don’t think they do that just on the basis of a lolrandumb complaint that comes in. Seems to me the VA would be complicit in negligence if they didn’t look into something and just pressed the “zap” button.
Then again, this is the federal government, so who knows.
Wait. What? Bill’s BANK ACCOUNT was frozen? *snort* And he can’t access his money or online account? Perhaps he tried to log into it a couple of times and screwed up the password. Could happen to anyone. Especially someone with Parkinson’s Dementia, you know.
Oh wait. That was apparently quickly resolved, despite his bitching about it. But it HAS to be someone else’s fault. Not him playing fumble fingers or something. And they are gonna PAY!!!! Here we go!
Oh yes! Someone’s gonna come knocking. Like that Postal Service Inspector that was promised. How many years has that been? Like the Kops that were koming to arrest Krendler for supposed vandalism? That’s been a year there.
Does he EVER get tired of making empty threats like that?
Survey says “BZZZZZT!”
Good thing we all know by now to just hold our sides or strategically apply duct tape or a corset so we don’t burst from laughing too much.
And of course, Bill Schmalfeldt has to posture while trying to save face when someone pokes fun at him with logic. Because that really burns him hard.
Since Bill Schmalfeldt can’t read what he writes, he actually did say that they *did* freeze his bank account. It was that tweet #7 up above. Oopsie Poopsie.
Our good friend over at Sonoran Conservative also had his take on this.
You gotta love it when a single lolcow provides grist for more than one mill. Excellent!