Reading Comprehension #FAIL


Someone really really needs to go look at the actual certificate submitted to the docket.



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17 Responses to Reading Comprehension #FAIL

  1. Accipe remedium, Tremule! says:

    What, this?

    Oopsie poopsie!

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  2. shamandin says:

    I can’t believe that I’m actually going to say this … but to be fair to Bill, the scanned document is rather cluttered and he could have simply missed that one check box. And the big scribbled notes across the bottom. Of course, knowing him, he saw the “returned” and didn’t even bother to try and see what the document said.


  3. He is such a mental defective that it’s not even really funny anymore that he doesn’t understand how the legal system works.

    Bill files lolsuit; Bill bellows how smart he is ( like Fredo smart); Bill puffs out his chest and proclaims guaranteed victory; Bill screws up paperwork\Bill runs away when he sees he is screwed; rinse; lather; repeat (though seeing his mates’ scraggly head of hair I think they are allergic to shampoo at the Lair of Ineptitude ™.

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  4. wjjhoge says:

    Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

    Liked by 1 person

  5. gb420 says:

    I’ve learned my lesson on lulz when it comes to Mr. Fakinsons. I’ll save my lulz for the time when a court actually gets fed up with this and metes out the punitive edict he so deserves.

    My only hope it will happen is that SC MD

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  6. John “Minemyown” Doe says:

    Popcorn for all!

    Liked by 3 people

  7. John “Minemyown” Doe says:

    We now know when to expect movement in lolsuite VIII. I will say the week of Thanksgiving.

    Liked by 1 person

  8. The Shoveler says:

    Cabin Boy sure talks big for someone that can’t read basic English….

    Liked by 2 people

  9. Kyle Kiernan says:

    I must correct your post title. It’s not a reading comprehension failure, it’s simply a total reading failure as in didn’t read it at all. That mucked up world filter he has only lets him see the things he wants to see and no further.

    On a different note, it takes a gelatinous mountain of chutzpah to call anyone else “mouthy”.

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  10. John “Minemyown” Doe says:

    Looks like the clerk corrected the docket entry.

    Schmalfeldt v. Grady
    Document #58
    District Court, D. South Carolina

    Docket Number: 4:17-cv-01310

    Uploaded: November 2nd, 2017


    USM-285 Returned Unexecuted (Restricted Access) as to Patrick G Grady; Modified on 11/3/2017 to correct event type. (prou, ) (Entered: 11/03/2017)


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