Author Archives: The Dread Pirate Zombie

About The Dread Pirate Zombie

Member of the Zombie Horde and Lickspittle Minion. Out to eat your brainnnsssss. And a few other sweetbreads because they are so nomm-y. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Chickens Come Home to Roost?

Bill Schmalfeldt is a HUGE fan of taking/gathering information on people (or what he *thinks* is information about them), drawing his own conclusions about it, and then reporting said people to the authorities, suggesting that they get investigated, that their … Continue reading

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Compare and Contrast

Bill Schmalfeldt, in his continued attempts to belittle Patrick Grady (who hasn’t said boo about Bill in public in, what… two years? Something like that.), has decided that it’s a really good thing to try and highlight what Bill thinks … Continue reading

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Ah, NOW Comes the Tarring and the Feathering

One of the hallmarks of the modern day Social Justice Warrior (and the classic narcissist – but I repeat myself) is that they cannot see criticism of themselves as anything but an attack on their identity, rather than who they … Continue reading

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So, Why Does He?

Motivation. Why do we do the things that we do? Bill Schmalfeldt seems to think that people don’t understand his motivations. And that people are incorrect when the say that he projects his motivations onto others. But, is that the … Continue reading

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It Is A Puzzlement

You think that people tend to learn as they grow older from experience. That if they just think things through, they will come to at least a semi-logical conclusion about a state of affairs even if they don’t or never will … Continue reading

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I Just Can’t Even

What’s with this “we” shit, paleface? I think the voices in his head have gotten to be too much. All that PD Dementia, yannow.

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The Delusion is Stunning

Bill Schmalfeldt has sued Eric Johnson several times. The results of those suits? Either dismissed with prejudice by Bill himself, or dismissed by the courts because Bill fails to make a case properly. BUT! THIS TIME! IS! DIFFERENT, DAMMIT! In … Continue reading

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