Category Archives: Bill

Same Old Song. Same Old Dance.

My lord, doesn’t he get so damn TIRED of saying the same things? The same threats of ominous DOOOOOOM that he will rain from the heavens unless you apologize/retract/follow him/DM him/crawl on your belly and beg for forgiveness. Nope. Not … Continue reading

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Where is Onyx, Bill?

Bill Schmalfeldt has a nasty, nasty habit of abandoning pets whenever he makes his moves. The dogs Shiloh and Raven in Maryland were left with his son when he fled to Wisconsin. Then there was poor Boris and Jake, the … Continue reading

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The World’s Most Predictable Rerun

Oh lookie there! It’s the return of BAD ASS BILLY! Ooooh! Choose wisely he sez. Or test him he sez. Crimeney, can this dude get a new schtick? No, this is Bill Schmalfeldt after all.

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You Keep Using That Word

The words for the day are: DREAD and DISCOMFORT.

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Oh How Things Change While Staying the Same

Have you ever noticed that the more florid and fanciful his wording, the more Bill Schmalfeldt is exaggerating? It’s something that happens over and over and over again. Take for example this lovely run-on sentence from May of last year. … Continue reading

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Updating the Slate

Since the last LolSuit went up in the anticipated burst of flames, I figured it was time to make changes to the scoreboard over on the right. Got to keep a correct count! As an aside, there has been an … Continue reading

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“So Thoroughly Humiliated”

“that they couldn’t make anything stick to me.” The above is a comment Bill Schmalfeldt made on a recent Periscope video. He’s using it to describe those of us who have taken to cataloging his behavior, when in reality it … Continue reading

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