Category Archives: Butthurt

Same Old Song. Same Old Dance.

My lord, doesn’t he get so damn TIRED of saying the same things? The same threats of ominous DOOOOOOM that he will rain from the heavens unless you apologize/retract/follow him/DM him/crawl on your belly and beg for forgiveness. Nope. Not … Continue reading

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The World’s Most Predictable Rerun

Oh lookie there! It’s the return of BAD ASS BILLY! Ooooh! Choose wisely he sez. Or test him he sez. Crimeney, can this dude get a new schtick? No, this is Bill Schmalfeldt after all.

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Updating the Slate

Since the last LolSuit went up in the anticipated burst of flames, I figured it was time to make changes to the scoreboard over on the right. Got to keep a correct count! As an aside, there has been an … Continue reading

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“So Thoroughly Humiliated”

“that they couldn’t make anything stick to me.” The above is a comment Bill Schmalfeldt made on a recent Periscope video. He’s using it to describe those of us who have taken to cataloging his behavior, when in reality it … Continue reading

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Note to the Under-the-Porch-Hiding Plaintiff

Since quoting Bill Schmalfeldt and then laughing at his ridiculous statements is not and never has been defamation… Until such time as Bill Schmalfeldt can manage to nut-shuffle his pansy-ass past the stage of initial motions without having his LOLSuits … Continue reading

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Well, well, well, well!

Lookie what today is. Today is the anniversary¬†of the day Brave, Brave Sir William, who Bravely Ran Away from the mean, icky, awful Patrick Grady. Bill Schmalfeldt had filed a Peace Order petition against Grady, over a nothingburger – typical … Continue reading

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Times, They are a’ cha-a-angin’!

November 5th? That was then: I haven't bothered anybody, haven't looked into anyone's personal shit, haven't messed with anyone on a personal basis. Keep it up, folks. — Trump Thumping Radio (@TrumpThumpRadio) November 5, 2017 Oh, wait, no. My mistake! … Continue reading

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