Category Archives: Butthurt

The Mournful Wail of the Cry-Bully

Hoooooooooooooooooooooge! Hoooooooooooooooooooooge! You can read the fun HERE. Now let’s have OUR fun with it. Even if it was partially written by Kimberlin, Bill Schmalfeldt submitted it. He owns it.

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Threatened Pretendy Land Twiterz Court Sanctions Fail? You Don’t Say!

So he will be in Westminster after all come Monday. Isn’t that interesting. I guess judges aren’t as easily cowed by threats on Twitter about how you’re going to sue them and the state for alleged ADA violations. When YOU … Continue reading

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It’s Not Hoge’s Math at Issue

It’s Bill Schmalfeldt’s logic that’s the issue. Since about April of this year, it’s been known that the Hoge v. Kimberlin et al civil case was going to trial August 21. This, despite several attempts by Brett Kimberlin to get … Continue reading

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Proving the Point

Bill Schmalfeldt thinks that he can punch back twice as hard at people for saying mean things on the internet. He believes that the proper response to being called bad names and being called out on your own behavior is … Continue reading

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If/Then Statements

Whenever Bill Schmalfeldt tries to explain why he’s done something, he never takes personal responsibility. It’s quite strange. To wit: If Lee would have answered me, Then I would not have harassed him. (See HERE.) If Sarah would have answered … Continue reading

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Blatantly Stolen but Properly Attributed

A bit back, Colonel Victor Troll Poker (Damn, I do love that name with the avatar. It’s all kinds of awesome. Shout out! Whoot!) posted over at Hogewash! on one of John’s posts about Bill. It summed up quite nicely … Continue reading

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Downright Profane

According to Bill Schmalfeldt, I am “profane.” Alright. I can own that. I do not act respectfully towards Bill Schmalfeldt. I do not believe that he is “sacred” in the slightest. I refuse to treat him as if he is … Continue reading

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