Category Archives: FAIL Raaaage!

Standing Athwart … Something

The legal skilz of Bill Schmalfeldt, pro-se prosecutor-general, seem to have taken a turn towards the surreal in the case currently at trial in Westminster, MD. You can check out the enormous flame gout that he created as he lit … Continue reading

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The Mournful Wail of the Cry-Bully

Hoooooooooooooooooooooge! Hoooooooooooooooooooooge! You can read the fun HERE. Now let’s have OUR fun with it. Even if it was partially written by Kimberlin, Bill Schmalfeldt submitted it. He owns it.

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Proving the Point

Bill Schmalfeldt thinks that he can punch back twice as hard at people for saying mean things on the internet. He believes that the proper response to being called bad names and being called out on your own behavior is … Continue reading

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If/Then Statements

Whenever Bill Schmalfeldt tries to explain why he’s done something, he never takes personal responsibility. It’s quite strange. To wit: If Lee would have answered me, Then I would not have harassed him. (See HERE.) If Sarah would have answered … Continue reading

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Blatantly Stolen but Properly Attributed

A bit back, Colonel Victor Troll Poker (Damn, I do love that name with the avatar. It’s all kinds of awesome. Shout out! Whoot!) posted over at Hogewash! on one of John’s posts about Bill. It summed up quite nicely … Continue reading

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Downright Profane

According to Bill Schmalfeldt, I am “profane.” Alright. I can own that. I do not act respectfully towards Bill Schmalfeldt. I do not believe that he is “sacred” in the slightest. I refuse to treat him as if he is … Continue reading

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SCHMALFELDT WILL NOT GET MY HOME ADDRESS

I will explain my reasoning to the judge There are reasons I am very reluctant to give my personal home address to William Schmalfeldt Sr. of Woodbridge Suites on Whitty Drive in Myrtle Beach, SC. They revolve around issues of … Continue reading

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