Category Archives: Hypocrisy

Bill Schmalfeldt, Casual Racist

The minute Bill Schmalfeldt decided MJ was a real, honest-to-God, dyed-in-the-wool Hispanic, his racist tendencies crept out. (Yes, yes, I know Hispanic is not a race. But Bill doesn’t.) If Bill Schmalfeldt thinks you’re white, you get called “white” terms. … Continue reading

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I DEMAND FELDTCHARTS!

Because seeing the “proof” of how Bill Schmalfeldt got his latest faildoxx is going to be popcorn-worthy. I wait with baited breath to see the “proof.” Because it will be ever so awesome. Just like the “records” of the non-existant … Continue reading

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GIB ME DA MONEY! (Plus a BONUS EARWORM!)

It’s not enough to have a GoFundMeeeee to cover a whirlwind (possible honeymoon?) trip for Bill Schmalfeldt and Pinkie Pie to go all 50 state capitals (with no driver’s license? details, details, Morgana!) as well as ANOTHER GoFundMeeeee for Pinkie … Continue reading

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Did Someone Get a Visit from the Green Fairy?

Because that’s a fantasy-land ideation if I’ve ever seen one. Good luck with that one Bill Schmalfeldt. Oh wait! Have you inquired as to how much the service provider charges for providing the information you requested in the subpoena that … Continue reading

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DUMBFUCK Gotta…

Forget all the times he’s plagiarized people – including people he doesn’t realize he plagiarized. They mean nothing. Bill Schmalfeldt couldn’t have picked a worse hill to die upon. *snort*

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Bill Schmalfeldt: Gamma, Part 16

There are two concepts that a Gamma like Bill Schmalfeldt needs to learn in this life. Both of which he simply cannot seem to do. Concept #1: Don’t expect anyone to value you as highly as you value yourself because … Continue reading

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Can you IMAGINE

Being such an emotional and spiritual DUMBFUCK that you can’t see the beam in your own eye before pointing out a speck in someone else’s? Same Shit, Different Day. Dumbfuck gotta DUMBFUCK.

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