Category Archives: Jourminalism

The FAILDOXX is Strong with This One

Oh noes! Bill Schmalfeldt got himself another scalp! It’s going to be just AWFUL! Pfffft! Who am I kidding. No, it’s just going to be more LULZ for us! Based on three little pieces of information – a year someone … Continue reading

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I DEMAND FELDTCHARTS!

Because seeing the “proof” of how Bill Schmalfeldt got his latest faildoxx is going to be popcorn-worthy. I wait with baited breath to see the “proof.” Because it will be ever so awesome. Just like the “records” of the non-existant … Continue reading

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Jealousy is Such an Unbecoming Color

I was not shocked to see a tweet from Bill Schmalfeldt earlier today whining about attention being paid to Lee Stranahan. Neither was I surprised to see that he still lusts after Lee in a sexual manner. (Bill really needs … Continue reading

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GIB ME DA MONEY! (Plus a BONUS EARWORM!)

It’s not enough to have a GoFundMeeeee to cover a whirlwind (possible honeymoon?) trip for Bill Schmalfeldt and Pinkie Pie to go all 50 state capitals (with no driver’s license? details, details, Morgana!) as well as ANOTHER GoFundMeeeee for Pinkie … Continue reading

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Fat Shaming

If there is one thing Bill Schmalfeldt can’t seem to handle, it’s women who have greater accomplishments than himself. So what does he have to do to attempt to bring them down to his level? He tries to fat shame … Continue reading

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Be Excellent to Each Other

I can’t help but notice in Bill Schmalfeldt’s latest leap off the reality cliff the way he styles himself as author of his lolrant. Did you see that? A little closer. Dude. He should have just gone with Bill S. … Continue reading

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That Green Monster

You can always tell when Bill Schmalfeldt is jealous of someone’s success. Especially when that someone doesn’t even mention him in passing any longer and is living a good life far, far away from Bill. Our case study: Lee Stranahan.

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