For a number of years Bill Schmalfeldt pretended to be a journalist, often trumpeting loudly the “ethics” of his “profession.” Here’s an example from an online article he wrote about…
who else?
…himself in 2011 (He styles himself in the article from which the quote is taken as the “Latter Day Iconoclast” and gratingly writes about himself in the third person):
The Latter Day Iconoclast takes the subject of journalism very seriously. Every fact must be sourced, attributed, use quotes when possible. Never assume, never surmise, make sure you have sources even when the sources are anonymous.
From the same article (Bill missed his century- he would have loved it when daily rituals of self-flagellation were all the rage) here’s what his former employer, an online blog called Examiner.com, had to say when terminating him (emphasis added by us):
We regret to inform you that we are terminating your status as an Examiner, effective immediately. We received numerous complaints regarding unprofessional behavior and potentially harassing activity by you.
In follow up correspondence between Bill and his former editor, Bill Schmalfeldt is told
Due to the continued disregard for projecting yourself in a professional manner, I am forced to suspend your access to our publishing platform again.
and
You continue to instigate in your comments, continue to make claims without proof…and yes, we continue to field complaints about the accuracy of your articles. Did we not discuss these things?
Bill, of course, got that immediately, accepted it as valid and constructive criticism and changed his ways forever.
Err. no… we guess not.
Instead, he starts making demands, and segues immediately into the same old threats promises.
Damn! Where is Animal Control when you really need it?
Part four of this ever lengthening Billy Sez feature post will go up, with any luck, later today. You can find part one of the feature post here.
I’m seeing more and more BillySez images higher and higher at Google images. Isn’t he lucky. There isn’t any such thing as bad publicity.
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That reminds me.
Click. Click. Click. Click. F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5 damn, broke. -R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R
Ooohh, higher!
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And remember, just because they aren’t from BillySez doesn’t mean they aren’t embarrasing! Click! Click! Click!
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should’ve been control-R control-R. Sheesh.
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Do his “sources” include the voices in his head?
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Wrong question.
Right question: do his sources include any other?
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Well, there’s that talkative guy that sounds and smells like a fart.
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Everyone always forgets Elmer and TinyBeast.
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Has Bill ever given an example of a situation when his harassment was actually successful at getting anything?
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Having followed the Bill Schmalfeldt saga for nigh on four years, I can say with complete and utter surety that NO he has never been successful at getting anything of real value. Maybe stuff that would help with his masturbatory fantasies, but nothing that does anything in real every-day life. And it will be that way forever. Because, DUMBFUCK.
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Of course.
There’s the divorces, estrangement, UI, and who can forget all the restraining orders?
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An optimistic, narcissistic extortionist.
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I’m going to have to keep that one handy.
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It’s nearly as good as “Govern Yourself Accordingly” as seen at Popehat
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Yep. Same old, same old. A threat, a doom clock, Parkinson’s, and a conspiracy theory. What’s missing is any homophobia or misogyny, but, hey, there’s only so much you cram into a short piece.
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The extortionist email usually has the word, naughty, bad etc., with the assumption that the victim’s “naughtiness is our little secret.” Sometimes the bad dad gets dragged into it. This guy actually tried to “groom” his victims.
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OMG, I never thought about it that way. Ewwwwwwww! He wants to molest all the things. Ewwwwwwww!
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Which is so creepy, it comes right round to hilarious. With a shudder, but it’s really, ridiculously funny.
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He’s extraordinarily lucky that so far, none of his fail doxes have been underage.
That sort of grooming email would set off every PD (and I don’t mean Parkinson’s) I know of post haste.
I would be more worried in general for kids if this wasn’t someone who doesn’t seem to succeed at -anything-.
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No doubt, he’s saving that for tomorrow’s podcast.
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Oh, I forgot: the assumption that it is all about him.
Those billionaires, having heard that Witless Willie is after them, are so terrified of his reporting that they order him fired from some site that has to use him as a correspondent. Right. One of those sourced and verified “facts.”
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Bill got shit canned from The Examiner?
KOOKY.
You’re welcome.
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Dave Alexander (formerly ukuleledave) has a great take on this question over at his blog. Well worth a read!
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yes it is.
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Thanks! I also have a guest post about gay marriage. It turns out NOT to be such a good thing for some folks.
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Wait ’til there starts being a substantial number of gay divorces. I could make all sorts of rude comments, but let’s just say a lot of gay folks consulted with me over the years and, while some gay relationships are as committed as any hetero married couple, many more gay relationships especially among younger homosexuals are unstable compared to their hetero counterparts, in particular due to the absence of monogamy.
Beware what you wish for.
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