Monthly Archives: October 2015

Remember My Last Post?

Yeah, that one. The one directly below this one. The one that carries this set of tweets from Bill Schmalfeldt This, my dear zombies, along with other tweets he made in the past week or so, is just exhibit number … Continue reading

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Did Someone Just Delete Some Tweets?

Why yes. Yes he did. Too bad teh interwebz is FOREVER, DUMBFUCK. lolz

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So, Lemmie Get This Straight Here…

Biwwwyy can’t be bothered to hie himself to Massachussets to defend himself against charges of harassment when he DIRECTLY emailed and/or called someone at home after they repeatedly told him not to do it. BUT! He is MORE than happy to … Continue reading

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Yes, My Pretties. It’s WAR!

We take a break in your regularly scheduled Billy Sez activities to go have some rocking FUN! http://imgur.com/TorLKti This unsuspecting field in the middle of nowhere is about to be descended upon by over 1,000 people, bent on avenging/defending themselves … Continue reading

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BREAKING NEWS!!!11!!!1!

WILLIAM SCHMALFELDT SR. DOES NOT ABSOLUTELY DENY CHILD PORN ACCUSATION – SAYS “PROBABLY” NOT TRUE Film at 11. Or just go HERE. UPDATE: screenshot http://imgur.com/YXVw22y

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He Keeps on Expecting This to Happen for Some Reason

We have reached that part of the Schmycle where our boy William feels his oats. He’s gonna get it all! And you who see his amazing … um … feats of logic (shut up!) will no doubt agree and COME … Continue reading

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Rhetorical Question and Answer Session

Does a Zombie Pirate Princess really and truly care if a DUMBFUCK thinks she was diddled as a child? http://imgur.com/XrwNVmo No, not really. Because she just gets to throw it into his misogyny exhibit bucket and walk away laughing. Bwah! Oh, and … Continue reading

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This Sure is News to Me

But then again, it *is* DUMBFUCK we are talking about. lolz http://imgur.com/JnN0ucQ

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FINAL TMZ Post! EVER!

I managed to save the post because I still had the window open. So, let’s continue the conversation HZIC started without further adieu, if you please. There are things still to mock and zombies are known for soldiering on, even … Continue reading

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