Monthly Archives: April 2017

DUMBFUCK Logick

Posted on April 24, 2017 by The Dread Pirate Zombie

Bill Schmalfeldt Sez: Iffen you don’t sue other people because your BUTHURT LEVEL ELEVENTY!!!!11!!1! needs to be assuaged, then you are a darned dirty coward. Oh! But it’s also really ungentlemanly of a zombie to point out inconvenient facts. While … Continue reading →

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Rules for Thee but NEVER for Me!

Posted on April 24, 2017 by The Dread Pirate Zombie

Pardon while I laugh – yet again – at the flailings of Our Boy Bill Schmalfeldt. It seems that, yet again, he has his depends in a twist. But this time? Get this. It’s kind of awesome in the “oh … Continue reading →

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Not Quite What He Was Wanting to Convey

Posted on April 20, 2017 by The Dread Pirate Zombie

But when he admits something, boy howdy does he cop to it! Why yes. Stalking is all Bill Schmalfeldt has and he’s so very, VERY good at it. How kind of him to admit it. And, in case he doesn’t … Continue reading →

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On White Whales and Confirmation Bias

Posted on April 18, 2017 by The Dread Pirate Zombie

Oh, the interesting things one finds on Twitter.

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That Green Monster

Posted on April 18, 2017 by The Dread Pirate Zombie

You can always tell when Bill Schmalfeldt is jealous of someone’s success. Especially when that someone doesn’t even mention him in passing any longer and is living a good life far, far away from Bill. Our case study: Lee Stranahan.

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Stupid Is As Stupid Does

Posted on April 10, 2017 by The Dread Pirate Zombie

Over at Hogewash!, John Hoge posted a filing that Bill Schmalfeldt is supposedly submitting to the court in Maryland. And even though it makes me feel like I just can’t even…

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How Lucky For Him

Posted on April 8, 2017 by The Dread Pirate Zombie

I’m not going to comment much on this, but it’s a very, VERY good thing for Bill Schmalfeldt if he is actually telling the truth on this one. https://twitter.com/FatmanPodcast/status/850562963140468736 https://twitter.com/FatmanPodcast/status/850563275293171712 I will say that he certainly was being all high … Continue reading →

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Fifteen Dollars Sez

Posted on April 4, 2017 by The Dread Pirate Zombie

Footprints? Fingerprints? They don’t lie! But we know who does, don’t we? In the words of my people… Sayonara! Hasta le bye-bye!

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Please Hand Me The World’s Tiniest Violin

Posted on April 1, 2017 by The Dread Pirate Zombie

Because the serenade requests are beginning. https://twitter.com/FatmanPodcast/status/848195758205673472 https://twitter.com/FatmanPodcast/status/848196565755887616 First, let me say this. Fuck cancer. I don’t wish it on anyone. Ever. Second. No one wishes to deny anyone a bucket list wish. It’s kind of a fun thing to … Continue reading →

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Guesses /= Proof

Posted on April 1, 2017 by The Dread Pirate Zombie

When you say something like this: https://twitter.com/FatmanPodcast/status/846753752166096896 And then say something like this: https://twitter.com/FatmanPodcast/status/847848504475168768 or this: https://twitter.com/FatmanPodcast/status/847991531969679361 Then that means that Bill really doesn’t know who the hell is sending him those things. He has a guess, sure. But proof? Yeah, that … Continue reading →

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