Monthly Archives: April 2017

DUMBFUCK Logick

Bill Schmalfeldt Sez: Iffen you don’t sue other people because your BUTHURT LEVEL ELEVENTY!!!!11!!1! needs to be assuaged, then you are a darned dirty coward. Oh! But it’s also really ungentlemanly of a zombie to point out inconvenient facts. While … Continue reading

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Rules for Thee but NEVER for Me!

Pardon while I laugh – yet again – at the flailings of Our Boy Bill Schmalfeldt. It seems that, yet again, he has his depends in a twist. But this time? Get this. It’s kind of awesome in the “oh … Continue reading

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Not Quite What He Was Wanting to Convey

But when he admits something, boy howdy does he cop to it! Why yes. Stalking is all Bill Schmalfeldt has and he’s so very, VERY good at it. How kind of him to admit it. And, in case he doesn’t … Continue reading

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On White Whales and Confirmation Bias

Oh, the interesting things one finds on Twitter.

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That Green Monster

You can always tell when Bill Schmalfeldt is jealous of someone’s success. Especially when that someone doesn’t even mention him in passing any longer and is living a good life far, far away from Bill. Our case study: Lee Stranahan.

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Stupid Is As Stupid Does

Over at Hogewash!, John Hoge posted a filing that Bill Schmalfeldt is supposedly submitting to the court in Maryland. And even though it makes me feel like I just can’t even…

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How Lucky For Him

I’m not going to comment much on this, but it’s a very, VERY good thing for Bill Schmalfeldt if he is actually telling the truth on this one. This is one of the more common @wjjhoge memes, and it is … Continue reading

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