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BILLY SEZ - Adventures in Bill Schmalfeldt's Pretendy Land Internet Courtroom. All Rise! 
That was a thing of beauty…
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Aye that it is!
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Oh yes, Very much so!
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Yes, but the flood of fear pee nearly destroyed two neighborhoods.
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What I want to know is whether you can rescind a motion on the grounds that it was written after drinking a fifth. I believe such a recission is mandated as a matter of right by the Fifth Amendment. But maybe it is obviated if you drank 750 milliliters, a French measure not recognized by the common law or the U.S. constitution. (For the ignorant among you, a fifth is relative to the Imperial gallon.)
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Ah yes, the time Tubby went to court and proved, beyond a shadow of doubt, that he really does suck at life.
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Listen up here missy, you better start comporting yourself like a defendant facing the great almighty William Schmalfeldt. That means you better be cowering little lady honey bunch. Now straighten up and fly right or else.
Be well
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How did you keep a straight face through all of that?
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I had to take breaks to let the laughter subside.
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bwahahahaha
Wow, TOLF, you really channeled
happy its wife diedthemerrywidower, hitting just the right balance between drunken blustering and total impotence.If the freak wasn’t so incredibly stupid, it would stop trying to imitate its betters. But if it was able to recognize total failure in the mirror, we wouldn’t be here. hahaha
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Res Judicata, rapist.
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Heh!
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