I think this says more about the speaker than it does the person under discussion. This sort of thing was supposed to make him look good how?
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This is one of many things that cause me to hope the dementia addled freak’s hell includes it reviewing its entire wasted and FAILed existence with total self-awareness, and an understanding of how what it says and does appears to others.
In its hell the dementia addled freak should also be without the ability to lie to itself about what it made of itself – a malignant, malevolent, malicious monster that is all alone, will remain alone, and will die alone, because it is so disgusting, dishonorable, despicable, disgraced, and deranged it has alienated virtually all who’ve had the misfortune to become aware of its repulsive existence – including its own children.
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I imagine Blobbosaurus’ hell consisting of waking up and being tasked to discover Krendler’s real ID. Every day he comes THIS close… but fails. As punishment, he gets poked in those useless raisins he called testicles by fire breathing demons wielding sharpened cocktail skewers. Next morning, he starts anew… fated to be nut poked for all eternity by his faildox skilz.
Bwahahahahahahaha
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So, like Sisyphus without that feeling of accomplishment?
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Blubba needs a trip through the Total Perspective Vortex.
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Weird. If you read that correctly, Bill used meth.
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And he calls himself a slut. He should sign up for the next slut-walk! He’d fit right in. Oh, wait, Bill doesn’t “fit” in anywhere.
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Wouldn’t a GS13 Editor /Writer know that cheating and adulterous are synonymous? Well unless they are a DUMBFUCK of course.
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O God, the Father of all, whose Son commanded us to love all your children:
Lead Bill and us from prejudice to truth: deliver him and us from hatred, cruelty, and revenge; and in your good time enable us all to stand reconciled before you, through Jesus Christ our Lord.
Amen.
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I enjoy William just the way he is. He entertains me.
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We all have our paths to walk. … well, metaphorically, since I don’t walk; actually I don’t exist in space-time in a traditional sense. Oh dear; I feel an existential crisis coming on. Where’s the Glenmorangie?
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He’s quite the ladies man, our boy is.
Perhaps one of the defendants have the opportunity to ask Hell’s Kitchen Kate more about that.
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I must say, respectfully, that my opinion regarding Witless Willie’s sanity differs drastically from Jane’s. If I though him insane, I would still rebut his public utterances that undermine the expectations of civil discourse and the rights of others to free speech, but I would not mock him, just as I would not mock any other mad person.
It is because I believe him to be completely sane, merely lacking in normal adult control over his impulses, that I believe it appropriate to mock him for such things as being subject to a restraining order from a toddler.
I realize that he has on occasion declared himself to be suffering from some mild degree of dementia, but he is not a medical professional, and even doctors are encouraged not to treat themselves. Moreover, he has not impressed me as invariably truthful in his electronic statements. And, finally, I cannot ignore the self-serving value of his assertions of mental incapacity: after all, if he is an utter loony, he can expect to escape moral blame for his behavior.
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Let me see if I understand this:
Bill has no problem airing someone else’s dirty laundry, even to promote wild speculation as truth especially if it has a benefit to him.
When Bill airs his dirty laundry, and someone shares it, it’s out of context and false light/invasion of privacy.
Bill, you are one stupid fuck. A dumbfuck above all others. You need to retire from the internet, if not this world and soon.
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STERLING CHARACTER!
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Nutshell. Bravo!
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Amen!
The Internet would benefit by his absence.
Still not at work.
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No, she didn’t. But publicly discussing incidents, out of context, from her private life which she did not publicize, or which are under court seal, IS false light invasion of privacy. Posting tweets, a public social media platform, is not. As for adultery, it is best not to cast stones when one lives in a glass house.
https://twitter.com/hotcheeseshot/status/697141938185707521
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Is he going on about that? How typical. He has no clue what FLIP means. And yes, you can read that several ways.
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I”m sure he’ll discover EXACTLY what it means when he’s dealing with the counter suits.
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DF needs to type “publish word origin” into Google. When you publish something — like sending it out on Twitter — you are making it public. As in the opposite of private.
False light invasion of privacy does not apply to matters that you yourself have made public.
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In Willyworld, words mean what he wants them to mean. His realm of privacy is global in scope; your realm of privacy is sub-atomic in scope.
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I wonder what the context was for William sniffing his own shit and posting it online because the only answer I can come up with are a plethora of mental disorders.
That was pretty easy, wasn’t it? Watch, I’ll put another one of his claims “in context.” William Schmalfeldt thinks kidfucking is funny.
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Now, if that’s the reputation that Oliver Wendell Jones wants to put “in context” for a jury, one can only conclude that he’s a maniac, an idiot, or both.
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lol, MORE legal billshit… http://archive.is/BhtRj
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Yet again, Bill believes the full weight of the legal system is behind him. And again, he is not only wrong, but it will be glorious watching him fail yet again.
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If Shakey wants to know who signed for it, he can nut up and pay the USPS. No need for Anyone to say anything.
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If the signature looks too much like Ash’s, it’s probably a forgery.
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$400, down the crapper!
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not quite yet, Stinky is still running out the clock.
I guess that is less embarrassing than (REDACTED)
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Redacted?
Let’s play mad libs. I pick ‘peeing at the sight of law enforcement’ and ‘dissecting your feces on YouTube’.
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It would be cheaper and more private to hire a dominatrix.
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But our William seems to really enjoy PUBLIC humiliation. How else do you explain his behavior?
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Fat man, getting beaten down by a dominatrix in PUBLIC?
Hell, sell tickets and “Bill” it as “performance art!”
He could even wear his gimp suit…
(Yer missing a chance to make some real coin, Dear Cousin! Plus, perhaps meet some new friends, and spend more time away from the keyboard…)
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Another one from the “Because We Parted As Lovers” file;
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Bill Schmalfeldt spewed: “And it’s fun to repeatedly stab the father of some of your children in the back”
I don’t believe it – I don’t think he was ever virile enough to father children.
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To be fair, he also said that he didn’t know which children he’s the father of. The answer could very well be “none.” Or it could be “all of them,” in which case, he really should return that “Father of the Year” coffee mug.
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I’m just trying to put his words in some context. I wouldn’t want to be sued for “False Light Invasion of Privacy” in Wisconsin.
I’ll be here all week. Try the steak!
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